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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3867384 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25680 on: November 05, 2018, 09:18:58 PM »
So what were you doing during the Obama presidency???
I was more than doubling my 401k and retired early. How you doing?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25681 on: November 05, 2018, 09:25:20 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25682 on: November 05, 2018, 09:32:07 PM »
I was more than doubling my 401k and retired early. How you doing?  :)

It would be an ideal time for you to reenter the workforce, jobs market/wages are doing great now, and as it seems with the Dems hopes of winning the house, DOOMSDAY is coming!!!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25683 on: November 05, 2018, 09:38:35 PM »
It would be an ideal time for you to reenter the workforce, jobs market/wages are doing great now,
Actually unemployment went down way more under BO but lets not have facts get in the way of your Kool-Aid.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25684 on: November 05, 2018, 11:24:18 PM »
 :'(
Actually unemployment went down way more under BO but lets not have facts get in the way of your Kool-Aid.  :)
Why would I even bother replying  ::)
Did anyone mention the presidency???
Do you know who controlled the House under BHO???

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25685 on: November 05, 2018, 11:26:31 PM »
2 year anniversary flashbacks:

https://youtu.be/5OEJDUoz6LI (Language)

https://youtu.be/ahkMA6JPOHU
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25686 on: November 05, 2018, 11:31:09 PM »
...BHO???
Some might wonder why you put in the "H" but not me as I have seen your kind way to many times before.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25687 on: November 05, 2018, 11:47:53 PM »
Gosh I sure hope you Trumpsters are right about him.
I'm excited but very nervous.
8)
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25688 on: November 05, 2018, 11:52:54 PM »
8)
He's far better than I thought he would be in some regards and far worse in other regards.
I'm still comfortable with my 3p vote.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25689 on: November 06, 2018, 12:04:10 AM »
He's far better than I thought he would be in some regards and far worse in other regards.
I'm still comfortable with my 3p vote.
im just curious to know in what ways you see him being far worse (meaning that you didn’t expect or anticipate it)?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25690 on: November 06, 2018, 07:45:25 AM »
Anyone willing to put their money where their mouth is and bet against the polls? If not then make sure you keep your candy *ss mouth shut after the fact.  :)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/nate-silver-in-final-midterm-projections-democrats-need-a-couple-of-things-to-go-wrong-to-lose-the-house/ar-BBPnYEV?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25691 on: November 06, 2018, 09:21:48 AM »
Prediction: R's pick up a senate seat in ND but lose AZ, so balance stays the same

Dems pick up the House, and win a net of about 30-35 seats for a slim majority. Pelosi hangs on as Dem leader (speaker)but is replaced in 2020.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25692 on: November 06, 2018, 09:27:22 AM »
Prediction.

Dems: Take majority of Governor races
Republicans: Keep house and senate, with a larger majority in Senate and a slimmer one in the house

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25693 on: November 06, 2018, 09:41:20 AM »
Prediction: Sweeping victory for Rs. Keep majority in House and Senate. Win the gubernatorial races too.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25694 on: November 06, 2018, 10:11:32 AM »
Prediction: Sweeping victory for Rs. Keep majority in House and Senate. Win the gubernatorial races too.
Is there current data to support that or is it a hunch? Desantis has been a major underdog in Fl. and there are major house seats likely to flip in NJ, NY, PA, and CA.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25695 on: November 06, 2018, 10:20:18 AM »
Is there current data to support that or is it a hunch? Desantis has been a major underdog in Fl. and there are major house seats likely to flip in NJ, NY, PA, and CA.
Are you trying to bring logic and facts into this thread?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25696 on: November 06, 2018, 11:44:58 AM »
Desantis has been a major underdog in Fl.
This is Trump vs BO.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25697 on: November 06, 2018, 11:46:13 AM »
Pretty sad at my polling place. No one outside politicking and many unconsented races.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25698 on: November 06, 2018, 01:20:34 PM »
Pretty sad at my polling place. No one outside politicking and many unconsented races.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25699 on: November 06, 2018, 01:40:43 PM »
+1

Senate 55 Republican seats
House democrats +2-3
Governor stay Red