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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3848035 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25860 on: November 07, 2018, 12:22:41 AM »
mississippi going to runoff nov 27-R expected to win (after the other R is off the ballot)
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25861 on: November 07, 2018, 12:24:57 AM »
It would be rare if ever to have a case where all else is equal.
It seems you never leave your bubble if you truly believe this. Do you believe someone would vote against someone just because they are a Jew or black?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25862 on: November 07, 2018, 12:25:40 AM »
Good luck winning an R presidency without FL.
FL was very big in 2016 but dont forget he won Penn and broke the blue wall as well so...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25864 on: November 07, 2018, 12:28:22 AM »
It seems you never leave your bubble if you truly believe this. Do you believe someone would vote against someone just because they are a Jew or black?
Of course and of course there are those who vote against a gay person for that reason alone. It would still be rare and therefore difficult to know regarding the person who is not otherwise a bigot against other groups.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25865 on: November 07, 2018, 12:28:57 AM »
Polls haven't all closed.
Nevada poll closings

In Nevada, poll closing time is 10 p.m. EST.  First voting results are expected at 10 p.m. EST.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25866 on: November 07, 2018, 12:29:08 AM »
Might not be for his policies, but certainly is for his politics, all he needs to win in 2020 is an ineffective powerless government body to fight him every step of the way and as a result boiling up his base.
His base is only 30-35%. Last I checked you need more than that to win.
What is going to happen when the market/economy turns? That is the only thing keeping him out of the dumpsters.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25867 on: November 07, 2018, 12:29:51 AM »
FL was very big in 2016 but dont forget he won Penn and broke the blue wall as well so...
Didn't the R's just get hammered in Penn?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25868 on: November 07, 2018, 12:30:27 AM »
Nevada poll closings

In Nevada, poll closing time is 10 p.m. EST.  First voting results are expected at 10 p.m. EST.
People still waiting in line.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25869 on: November 07, 2018, 12:31:01 AM »
Didn't the R's just get hammered in Penn?
Redistricting
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25870 on: November 07, 2018, 12:32:40 AM »
A big difference is that one only was a candidate because the Rs did not put up anyone in the primary while the others were with the full backing of the party and even high up in its administration.
You talking about Steven King?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25871 on: November 07, 2018, 12:32:48 AM »
Biggest question tonight is why did Putin split the house and the senate

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25872 on: November 07, 2018, 12:34:01 AM »
You talking about Steven King?
Forgot about him. Good point.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25873 on: November 07, 2018, 12:34:20 AM »
Redistricting
I thought the R's redistrict was shot down for being illegal. Also the last time I checked redistricting doesn't affect state wide races.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25874 on: November 07, 2018, 12:34:55 AM »
Biggest question tonight is why did Putin split the house and the senate
To do what he has always been trying to do and sow discord
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25875 on: November 07, 2018, 12:36:07 AM »
Forgot about him. Good point.
...and I am sure there are others we are missing. The odds say the majority will be R's.
What ever happened to party of family values?
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« Reply #25876 on: November 07, 2018, 12:36:17 AM »
I thought the R's redistrict was shot down for being illegal. Also the last time I checked redistricting doesn't affect state wide races.
Yeah it was shot down by a very liberal court. They got hammered statewide or just lost. That was only for gov iirc
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25877 on: November 07, 2018, 12:36:58 AM »
...and I am sure there are others we are missing. The odds say the majority will be R's.
What ever happened to party of family values?
That party never existed
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25878 on: November 07, 2018, 12:37:36 AM »
Yeah it was shot down by a very liberal court.
Not good to use your bias for every answer.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25879 on: November 07, 2018, 12:38:36 AM »
Not good to use your bias for every answer.
It is the truth.
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