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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850862 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2580 on: September 11, 2016, 01:05:48 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on September 11, 2016, 01:03:34 PM
Before the ubiquity of video cameras, there were plenty of powerful leaders who were physically disabled.
Physically disabled ≠ serious medical issues.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2581 on: September 11, 2016, 01:06:36 PM »
Quote from: zale on September 11, 2016, 01:00:17 PM
I'm not so sure it's a dealbreaker. Remember that people would still rather have an ill "stable" president than a buffoon who runs his mouth without thinking.

Yup, these are our 2016 choices. A sickly old woman or an orange blowhard.
When the polls are so close it is. You just need this 3 percent to come over to trump..
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2582 on: September 11, 2016, 01:06:42 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on September 11, 2016, 01:03:34 PM
Before the ubiquity of video cameras, there were plenty of powerful leaders who were physically disabled.

True, and I don't think it was a good thing that FDR died during WWII. It emboldened the Nazis to fight on longer. This is a fact you are welcome to Google. Hitler's top advisers suggested that the Allied forces would lose hope because of this.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2583 on: September 11, 2016, 01:07:23 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on September 11, 2016, 01:05:48 PM
Physically disabled ≠ serious medical issues.

Like epilepsy? Two US presidents were epileptic.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2584 on: September 11, 2016, 01:10:09 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on September 11, 2016, 01:06:36 PM
When the polls are so close it is. You just need this 3 percent to come over to trump..

Nobody is coming over. At best, people who didn't plan on voting will come out to vote. I still can't imagine them actively wanting Trump due to Hillary's health concerns.

As it stands today, the swing states are comfortably in Hillary territory.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2585 on: September 11, 2016, 01:17:34 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2586 on: September 11, 2016, 01:19:56 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2587 on: September 11, 2016, 01:21:02 PM »
Hey, is Tim Kain not the least poisonous of them all?

Go Hillary!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2588 on: September 11, 2016, 01:26:49 PM »
Quote from: zale on September 11, 2016, 01:10:09 PM

As it stands today, the swing states are comfortably in Hillary territory.
your data is highly outdated.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2589 on: September 11, 2016, 01:32:06 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on September 11, 2016, 01:26:49 PM
your data is highly outdated.

Nope, my data is current as of today.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2590 on: September 11, 2016, 01:33:06 PM »
Quote from: zale on September 11, 2016, 01:32:06 PM
Nope, my data is current as of today.
Not highly outdated , but definitely not current. Even ABCs poll was not great for Hillary, and that was before today.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2591 on: September 11, 2016, 01:39:16 PM »
Quote from: elit on September 11, 2016, 11:37:22 AM
It's not that hot right now in NY
And no one else collapsed. Just like no one else coughed on Tuesday.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2592 on: September 11, 2016, 01:42:23 PM »
Quote from: Marko Rubio on September 11, 2016, 01:39:16 PM
And no one else collapsed. Just like no one else coughed on Tuesday.

Eh, the coughing isn't a big deal. Collapsing is more indicative of major health problems than coughing. Though coughing can be a symptom of major health problems.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2593 on: September 11, 2016, 01:44:04 PM »
Quote from: Luvtotravel on September 11, 2016, 12:44:24 PM
https://youtu.be/v2ePyLt6K6M
The guy who opened the door for her is the same mysterious handler we've seen before...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2594 on: September 11, 2016, 01:45:00 PM »
Quote from: george on September 11, 2016, 01:44:04 PM
The guy who opened the door for her is the same mysterious handler we've seen before...

Bc he works for her...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2595 on: September 11, 2016, 01:47:13 PM »
Quote from: george on September 11, 2016, 01:44:04 PM
The guy who opened the door for her is the same mysterious handler we've seen before...
yea he disappeared for a while and now he is back
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2596 on: September 11, 2016, 01:54:35 PM »
Quote from: EJB on September 11, 2016, 01:45:00 PM
Bc he works for her...
What's his job? Doctor? EMT?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2597 on: September 11, 2016, 02:20:11 PM »
This guy is just awesome!
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@JakeTurx: "Hillary collapses, showing solidarity with the #TwinTowers on #911anniversary..."

#HillaryHealth #ClintonCollapse
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2598 on: September 11, 2016, 02:24:31 PM »
Quote from: zale on September 11, 2016, 01:32:06 PM
Nope, my data is current as of today.
Not sure where you take your data from but id recommend you taking a look on the RCP average. Take a look on FL for example.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2599 on: September 11, 2016, 02:39:00 PM »
as of today the person most probably to become president is Tim Kaine..
#hillaryhealth #clintoncollapse
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