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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3852428 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25980 on: November 07, 2018, 02:41:16 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25981 on: November 07, 2018, 02:46:26 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25982 on: November 07, 2018, 02:49:07 PM »
Quote from: Redbull3 on November 07, 2018, 02:33:54 PM
He did not push her.
He did push down her arm, at least enough to charge someone with battery.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25983 on: November 07, 2018, 02:49:18 PM »
Trump fires JS.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25984 on: November 07, 2018, 02:51:21 PM »
Quote from: shapsam on November 07, 2018, 02:49:07 PM
He did push down her arm, at least enough to charge someone with battery.
What's in your Kool-Aid? The fact of the matter is she caused the contact by trying to rip the microphone out of his hands. Using your Kool-Aid logic shouldn't she be charged?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25985 on: November 07, 2018, 02:52:22 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25986 on: November 07, 2018, 02:52:51 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 07, 2018, 02:51:21 PM
What's in your Kool-Aid? The fact of the matter is she caused the contact by trying to rip the microphone out of his hands. Using your Kool-Aid logic shouldn't she be charged?
She had every right to take the mic from him, its not his mic and the president told him to be quiet.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25987 on: November 07, 2018, 02:54:24 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 07, 2018, 02:51:21 PM
What's in your Kool-Aid? The fact of the matter is she caused the contact by trying to rip the microphone out of his hands. Using your Kool-Aid logic shouldn't she be charged?
Her job is to bring the microphone around from person to person.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25988 on: November 07, 2018, 02:54:58 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 07, 2018, 02:03:47 PM
Is he respecting the office by making these threats?

"If the Democrats think they are going to waste Taxpayer Money investigating us at the House level, then we will likewise be forced to consider investigating them for all of the leaks of Classified Information, and much else, at the Senate level. Two can play that game!"
As I have said many times, Trump respects nothing but himself.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25989 on: November 07, 2018, 02:58:10 PM »
Quote from: shapsam on November 07, 2018, 02:52:51 PM
She had every right to take the mic from him, its not his mic and the president told him to be quiet.
The president can GFH if he tells me to be quiet. That goes for any current or past president!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25990 on: November 07, 2018, 03:04:16 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 07, 2018, 02:58:10 PM
The president can GFH if he tells me to be quiet. That goes for any current or past president!!!
True, however it was the president's press conference
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25991 on: November 07, 2018, 03:12:55 PM »
Quote from: yitzgar on November 07, 2018, 03:04:16 PM
True, however it was the president's press conference
Even if you don't like the president he deserves respect because of the office. If he abuses that office then that respect only goes so far.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25992 on: November 07, 2018, 03:30:01 PM »
"Those that worked with me in this incredible Midterm Election, embracing certain policies and principles, did very well. Those that did not, say goodbye! Yesterday was such a very Big Win, and all under the pressure of a Nasty and Hostile Media!"


I guess he forgot about his handpicked candidate Kris Kobach!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25993 on: November 07, 2018, 03:33:07 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 07, 2018, 03:30:01 PM
"Those that worked with me in this incredible Midterm Election, embracing certain policies and principles, did very well. Those that did not, say goodbye! Yesterday was such a very Big Win, and all under the pressure of a Nasty and Hostile Media!"


I guess he forgot about his handpicked candidate Kris Kobach!!!  :)

The way he went after members of his own party was disgusting.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25994 on: November 07, 2018, 03:33:57 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 07, 2018, 03:33:07 PM
The way he went after members of his own party was disgusting.

You and Jake are on the same page

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25995 on: November 07, 2018, 03:34:22 PM »
Who the next AG? Any clues?
How about UN ambassador?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25996 on: November 07, 2018, 03:34:37 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 07, 2018, 03:33:07 PM
The way he went after members of his own party was disgusting.
Quote from: aygart on November 07, 2018, 02:54:58 PM
As I have said many times, Trump respects nothing but himself.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25998 on: November 07, 2018, 03:37:38 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on November 07, 2018, 03:37:07 PM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1060256619383193601

Whitaker also will assume oversight of the ongoing investigation by special counsel Robert Mueller

Whitaker, who has publicly criticized the Mueller investigation, can serve as acting AG for a maximum of 210 days.

Whitaker will have the power to fire Mueller "for cause" as outlined under rules governing the special counsel's office........
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25999 on: November 07, 2018, 03:37:47 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 07, 2018, 03:33:07 PM
The way he went after members of his own party was disgusting.
it seems like the reality is if your pro-trump you win if not you don’t. Sounds egotistical but it’s true.
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