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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2600 on: September 11, 2016, 02:46:29 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on September 11, 2016, 02:24:31 PM
Not sure where you take your data from but id recommend you taking a look on the RCP average. Take a look on FL for example.

Take a look at all the other swing states. If the election were held today, who would win?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2601 on: September 11, 2016, 02:56:43 PM »
Quote from: zale on September 11, 2016, 02:46:29 PM
Take a look at all the other swing states. If the election were held today, who would win?

Do you realize it will take a least few days to know the outcome of today's incident?
If trump shot someone this morning, do you think an election today would be close because of the polls?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2602 on: September 11, 2016, 03:06:16 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2603 on: September 11, 2016, 04:45:37 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2604 on: September 11, 2016, 04:59:48 PM »
Any word yet from her campaign when she'll be opening up another pickle jar ?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2605 on: September 11, 2016, 05:02:49 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on September 11, 2016, 02:56:43 PM
Do you realize it will take a least few days to know the outcome of today's incident?
If trump shot someone this morning, do you think an election today would be close because of the polls?

What happens after today is entirely dependent on how it's reported, not by Drudge or Breitbart or Fox, but by the mainstream media.

There is zero chance that they will report this in a negative fashion. At best, they will suggest that she release her medical records, but only if Trump agrees to release his. They will also choke this up to her "lack of sleep" or something like that, making it look to those idiotic "undecided voters" as though everything is perfectly fine, "she was just exhausted".

Meanwhile, to make up for this, they will write ten articles about Trump being a racist and xenophobe.

As I see it, Hillary still has a comfortable lead in the states that matter. This story, if it has an effect, might make her lead go from "comfortable" to "uncomfortable" for a small period of time.

But who knows...


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2606 on: September 11, 2016, 05:16:49 PM »
If this is indeed some kinda medical condition then in all likelihood it'll happen again. That's all I would love to see is her pass out on the debate stage.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2607 on: September 11, 2016, 05:21:49 PM »
Quote from: zale on September 11, 2016, 05:02:49 PM
What happens after today is entirely dependent on how it's reported, not by Drudge or Breitbart or Fox, but by the mainstream media.

There is zero chance that they will report this in a negative fashion. At best, they will suggest that she release her medical records, but only if Trump agrees to release his. They will also choke this up to her "lack of sleep" or something like that, making it look to those idiotic "undecided voters" as though everything is perfectly fine, "she was just exhausted".

Meanwhile, to make up for this, they will write ten articles about Trump being a racist and xenophobe.

As I see it, Hillary still has a comfortable lead in the states that matter. This story, if it has an effect, might make her lead go from "comfortable" to "uncomfortable" for a small period of time.

But who knows...

Drudge alone links to CNN, WashPo, and CBS, who all published the video, and so has every MSM outlet.
I don't see how you can spin the video. It is what it is.
It's Hillary collapsing, it can only be negative even after all the excuses.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2608 on: September 11, 2016, 05:27:48 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on September 11, 2016, 05:21:49 PM
I don't see how you can spin the video. It is what it is.
It's Hillary collapsing, it can only be negative even after all the excuses.
They will just say she fainted. Unless it keeps happening it will be a non-issue.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2609 on: September 11, 2016, 05:28:23 PM »


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2610 on: September 11, 2016, 05:32:31 PM »
Now her campaign is saying that she was diagnosed Friday with pneumonia...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2611 on: September 11, 2016, 05:33:48 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on September 11, 2016, 05:27:48 PM
They will just say she fainted. Unless it keeps happening it will be a non-issue.
Had there not been a;ll the other noise about her health that would be the case. Now it brought the question about her health out right wing conspiracy sites. They are now all saying how she fainted on a warm but not hot day in the morning and not in the afternoon and connecting it to her coughing fit last week. At this point any small thing will create confirmation bias including any time she simply "looks tired" or has a thin schedule. The only way she can really overcome will be by looking vigorous which she may be incapable of.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2612 on: September 11, 2016, 05:33:52 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on September 11, 2016, 05:21:49 PM
Drudge alone links to CNN, WashPo, and CBS, who all published the video, and so has every MSM outlet.
I don't see how you can spin the video. It is what it is.
It's Hillary collapsing, it can only be negative even after all the excuses.

"Drudge alone?"
You mean of all the news sites Drudge was the ONLY ONE who linked to CNN, WashPo, and CBS?
Or you were speaking Yinglish and meant "Drudge alein hut gelinkt tzu CNN, WashPo, and CBS" meaning "Drudge himself"?

I'm just kidding. I love it. I just never saw you use Yinglish before.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2613 on: September 11, 2016, 05:35:13 PM »
@KolHaolam: NEW YORK: JUST IN: Clinton campaign now says she was diagnosed with pneumonia Friday, was put on antibiotics, doctor says she is now better.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2614 on: September 11, 2016, 05:35:36 PM »
Quote from: yudamaan on September 11, 2016, 05:35:13 PM
@KolHaolam: NEW YORK: JUST IN: Clinton campaign now says she was diagnosed with pneumonia Friday, was put on antibiotics, doctor says she is now better.

Don't understand why they didn't start w this if it's true.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2615 on: September 11, 2016, 05:36:34 PM »
Quote from: yudamaan on September 11, 2016, 05:35:13 PM
@KolHaolam: NEW YORK: JUST IN: Clinton campaign now says she was diagnosed with pneumonia Friday, was put on antibiotics, doctor says she is now better.
It probably isn't true!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2616 on: September 11, 2016, 05:37:04 PM »
Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on September 11, 2016, 05:32:31 PM
Now her campaign is saying that she was diagnosed Friday with pneumonia...
Too late.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2617 on: September 11, 2016, 05:43:00 PM »
and if the antibiotics is making her feel better then why didn't it work earlier?  ???
I don't think these mere hours would make such a difference.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2618 on: September 11, 2016, 05:43:16 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on September 11, 2016, 05:33:52 PM
"Drudge alone?"
You mean of all the news sites Drudge was the ONLY ONE who linked to CNN, WashPo, and CBS?
Or you were speaking Yinglish and meant "Drudge alein hut gelinkt tzu CNN, WashPo, and CBS" meaning "Drudge himself"?

I'm just kidding. I love it. I just never saw you use Yinglish before.

Huh I don't speak Yiddish.
Zale mentioned the bias of Drudge and Fox, so I replied that Drudge alone has reported all the MSM's version of the story. Nothing grammatically incorrect about it, maybe you need to revisit some grammar lessons.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2619 on: September 11, 2016, 05:44:07 PM »
Looks stupid that they didn't announce diagnosis on Friday, and why did they let her attend the event while she has pneumonia?
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