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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3832506 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26120 on: November 08, 2018, 06:37:18 PM »
Quote from: davidrotts63 on November 08, 2018, 06:34:54 PM
Crazy people who think you're serious, it's like if you'd say ban guns on and national level, you gotta be nuts to think your serious.
Now you want to mix two threads?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26121 on: November 08, 2018, 06:37:55 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26122 on: November 08, 2018, 06:52:27 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26123 on: November 08, 2018, 07:10:52 PM »
D now ahead in AZ. Where are these ballots coming from?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26124 on: November 08, 2018, 07:19:31 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 08, 2018, 07:10:52 PM
D now ahead in AZ. Where are these ballots coming from?
Moscow, obviously
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26125 on: November 08, 2018, 07:24:05 PM »
Quote from: yitzgar on November 08, 2018, 07:19:31 PM
Moscow, obviously
Trump is going to go crazy if AZ or FL goes against him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26126 on: November 08, 2018, 07:54:16 PM »
Quote from: davidrotts63 on November 08, 2018, 06:34:54 PM
Crazy people who think you're serious, it's like if you'd say ban guns on and national level, you gotta be nuts to think your serious.
That’s actually a pretty good idea. It’s insane how much more dangerous it is here than the $hitholes around us, aside for the $hithole ppl r running away from
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26127 on: November 08, 2018, 07:55:45 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 08, 2018, 07:10:52 PM
D now ahead in AZ. Where are these ballots coming from?

The d's call them provisional ballots A.K.A. The dead (the dead always vote D)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26128 on: November 08, 2018, 08:03:00 PM »
Now both sides aren't leaving go of the "Acosta Assault"

MSM seems to suggest the White House altered the footage portraying the horrific assault.

Although this whole assault story is total nonsense to begin with, I can't seems to see any difference in the "doctored footage".

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26129 on: November 08, 2018, 08:03:12 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 08, 2018, 07:10:52 PM
D now ahead in AZ. Where are these ballots coming from?
R has 17,000 more votes
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26130 on: November 08, 2018, 08:05:17 PM »
Quote from: justaregularguy on November 08, 2018, 08:03:12 PM
R has 17,000 more votes
Did it just get updated again?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26131 on: November 08, 2018, 08:06:59 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 08, 2018, 08:05:17 PM
Did it just get updated again?
its been a 1% difference since yesterday
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26132 on: November 08, 2018, 08:07:33 PM »
Quote from: BZ12 on November 08, 2018, 08:03:00 PM
MSM seems to suggest the White House altered the footage portraying the horrific assault.
You are missing the big picture. Do we have conclusive evidence who touched who first?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26133 on: November 08, 2018, 08:08:03 PM »
Quote from: justaregularguy on November 08, 2018, 08:06:59 PM
its been a 1% difference since yesterday
It was updated about an hour ago with the D leading.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26134 on: November 08, 2018, 08:09:05 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 08, 2018, 08:07:33 PM
You are missing the big picture. Do we have conclusive evidence who touched who first?  :)
do we have conclusive evidence kavanaugh assaulted ford?
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« Reply #26135 on: November 08, 2018, 08:11:31 PM »
Quote from: justaregularguy on November 08, 2018, 08:09:05 PM
do we have conclusive evidence kavanaugh assaulted ford?
No. See how easy it is to answer questions. You should all watch and learn.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26136 on: November 08, 2018, 08:12:52 PM »
Li'l Marco warns of Dem lawyers 'descending on Florida' to 'try and steal' key statewide races

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1060596888372699136
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26137 on: November 08, 2018, 08:18:01 PM »
Quote from: BZ12 on November 08, 2018, 08:12:52 PM
Li'l Marco warns of Dem lawyers 'descending on Florida' to 'try and steal' key statewide races

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1060596888372699136

Will they allow convicted felons to vote in the recount :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26138 on: November 08, 2018, 08:19:39 PM »
Quote from: EJB on November 08, 2018, 08:18:01 PM
Will they allow convicted felons to vote in the recount :)
If they are racist, anti-gay or anti-Semites it will favor the R's.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26139 on: November 08, 2018, 08:23:12 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 08, 2018, 08:07:33 PM
You are missing the big picture. Do we have conclusive evidence who touched who first?  :)
There is no argument about that, the fact is that he did push her hand down and Acosta/CNN are claiming he didn't even touch her, and that is a lie.
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