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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3848279 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26140 on: November 08, 2018, 08:43:03 PM »
There is no argument about that, the fact is that he did push her hand down and Acosta/CNN are claiming he didn't even touch her, and that is a lie.
I was joking. It was a reference to instant reply.
Acosta is a d*ck. I am not defending him. There was no assault. Anyone who tries to turn this into an assault (either side) is drinking the Kool-Aid.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26141 on: November 08, 2018, 08:54:20 PM »
D now ahead in AZ. Where are these ballots coming from?
Even with those updates, there are still 5 precincts that haven't reported (don't know how many were included in the latest update). The question is not where they're from, it's why they take days to report.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26142 on: November 08, 2018, 09:05:02 PM »
Even with those updates, there are still 5 precincts that haven't reported (don't know how many were included in the latest update). The question is not where they're from, it's why they take days to report.

They're waiting for the caravan to cross the border

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26143 on: November 08, 2018, 09:20:11 PM »
They're waiting for the caravan to cross the border
Where are they anyway? Trump made it sound  like they were at our doorstep. Wait the election is over and the Trumpsters drank the fear Kool-Aid.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26144 on: November 08, 2018, 09:29:26 PM »
Where are they anyway? Trump made it sound  like they were at our doorstep. Wait the election is over and the Trumpsters drank the fear Kool-Aid.

Most trumpsters don't know that mexico is 2000 miles long. At 3 mph and 12 hours a day, the journey will take nearly 2 months. And they'll also need to climb up a 1000 foot wall... oh wait, nevermind.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26145 on: November 08, 2018, 09:35:13 PM »
Was today's gunman Ian David Long a registered D'??? i can't find his party affiliation mentioned anywhere in MSM meaning he definitely wasn't a Trumpster or even a registered R' since that would be the story of the day.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26146 on: November 08, 2018, 10:20:46 PM »
Was today's gunman Ian David Long a registered D'??? i can't find his party affiliation mentioned anywhere in MSM meaning he definitely wasn't a Trumpster or even a registered R' since that would be the story of the day.
Not sure if he is a D or R. One thing I am sure of he wasn't part of the caravan. The Pitt shooter was not part of the caravan. The LAS shooter was not part of the caravan. The Parkland shooter was not part of the caravan. I can go on and on. So instead of trying to instill fear how about Trump going after the real killers that are home grown?  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26147 on: November 08, 2018, 10:55:05 PM »
D now ahead in AZ. Where are these ballots coming from?
An Arizona source told The Hill that the latest numbers are roughly 150,000 votes from Maricopa County, with another 345,000 outstanding votes still left from that county, which includes the capital of Phoenix. The Maricopa County recorder announced that the next update will be posted on Friday at 5 p.m. local time.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26149 on: November 08, 2018, 11:22:50 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26151 on: November 08, 2018, 11:26:47 PM »
https://www.conservativereview.com/news/levin-why-do-democrats-always-manage-to-pick-up-votes-after-the-fact/
This is the gem for me:
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“All these things are built into the voting process so the Left can steal it. Tell me, where has a Republican stolen an election? Where has a Republican stolen an election? Nowhere. And how is it when Democrats are behind, they always manage to pick up votes after the fact?” Levin said.
Did he forget about Florida's role in the 2000 presidential election?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26152 on: November 08, 2018, 11:27:33 PM »
Shouldn't they be focused on the invading caravan?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26153 on: November 08, 2018, 11:28:46 PM »
Did he forget about Florida's role in the 2000 presidential election?
You are going to be banned from this thread if keep bringing up facts.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26154 on: November 09, 2018, 08:06:14 AM »
This is the gem for me:Did he forget about Florida's role in the 2000 presidential election?
You seem to have knowledge of some facts that I am unfamiliar with. Please explain what Florida's role in the 2000 election was that answers that question.

You are going to be banned from this thread if keep bringing up facts.  :)

Naaa he didn't do any such thing. The most he did was allude to some facts which may or may not be true and may or may not bolster his argument. Perfectly in line with this thread.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26157 on: November 09, 2018, 11:07:21 AM »
He is a Trump guy so what did you expect?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26159 on: November 09, 2018, 11:27:37 AM »
You seem to have knowledge of some facts that I am unfamiliar with. Please explain what Florida's role in the 2000 election was that answers that question.

Naaa he didn't do any such thing. The most he did was allude to some facts which may or may not be true and may or may not bolster his argument. Perfectly in line with this thread.
It doesn't answer Levin's question of course, because Levin's question is disingenuous. Of course they didn't steal an election in 2000. And of course the D's aren't going to be stealing an election in 2018. But in both situations, Florida is involved in similar controversy surrounding its elections, with legal arguments being made on both sides, and the courts deciding which is correct (ETA: will decide in this case, at least that's what i expect to happen).