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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856407 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26180 on: November 13, 2018, 12:43:08 PM »
Not all Trump supporters are racist, anti-gay or anti- Semites. If you are one of these there is a high probability you support Trump. I wonder why, not!!!
https://heavy.com/news/2018/11/baraboo-wi-high-school-class-pose-doing-nazi-salute/

If I posted all these it would be a full time job!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26182 on: November 13, 2018, 05:26:14 PM »
You should have said this the first time around instead of the #fakenews you put out. I never seen a WH that gets caught and then changes the story so many times.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/the-white-house-is-changing-its-tune-on-why-it-yanked-jim-acosta’s-press-pass/ar-BBPFHs9?ocid=spartanntp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26184 on: November 13, 2018, 10:56:36 PM »
Stacey Abrams is acting in an extraordinarily shameful manner. Instead of the righteous media calling her out on it, they are writing articles about how she is “fighting for people’s rights” and how this is “Civil Rights history in the making”.

I’m curious if those millions of White rural voters of Georgia are proud of her for fighting for their rights.



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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26185 on: November 13, 2018, 11:16:57 PM »
Stacey Abrams is acting in an extraordinarily shameful manner. Instead of the righteous media calling her out on it, they are writing articles about how she is “fighting for people’s rights” and how this is “Civil Rights history in the making”.

I’m curious if those millions of White rural voters of Georgia are proud of her for fighting for their rights.
What happened? Link?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26186 on: November 13, 2018, 11:33:24 PM »
What happened? Link?
shes not conceding the race
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26187 on: November 13, 2018, 11:46:04 PM »
shes not conceding the race
Why is that shameful?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26188 on: November 13, 2018, 11:53:38 PM »
Why is that shameful?
im not exactly following something like there’s no chance of her winning and she’s making a fuss a about it anyways sueing and such
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26189 on: November 13, 2018, 11:55:41 PM »
im not exactly following something like there’s no chance of her winning and she’s making a fuss a about it anyways sueing and such
The way I understand it, based on what's let to be counted, she can't win outright, but she can gain enough votes for a recount, or even a runoff.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26190 on: November 14, 2018, 12:01:24 AM »
The way I understand it, based on what's let to be counted, she can't win outright, but she can gain enough votes for a recount, or even a runoff.
ok then,
Why is that shameful?
calling @zale 🗣...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26191 on: November 14, 2018, 12:08:37 AM »
ok then, calling @zale ...
I should add that this is what her side claims. I'm sure Kemp's side says she can't win. But if there are legally votes left to be counted, I don't see the issue.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26192 on: November 14, 2018, 12:09:31 AM »
The way I understand it, based on what's let to be counted, she can't win outright, but she can gain enough votes for a recount, or even a runoff.
I don't know about a recount but there isn't enough votes left to cause a runoff.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26193 on: November 14, 2018, 12:13:39 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26194 on: November 14, 2018, 09:21:08 AM »
Stacey Abrams is acting in an extraordinarily shameful manner. Instead of the righteous media calling her out on it, they are writing articles about how she is “fighting for people’s rights” and how this is “Civil Rights history in the making”.

I’m curious if those millions of White rural voters of Georgia are proud of her for fighting for their rights.
Is she claiming nonexistent voter fraud like Scott is? Would you call Scotts and Trumps behavior "extremely shameful" ?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26195 on: November 14, 2018, 09:44:15 AM »
If MAGA means making us look like fools on the world stage then Trump gets an A+.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/staff-anger-spills-over-at-white-house/ar-BBPGfbK?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=ASUSSIGDHP17
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26196 on: November 14, 2018, 09:58:43 AM »
When you have a President that empowers these groups with his rhetoric what do you except? Words matter!!!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fallout-continues-for-baraboo-students-in-wake-of-photo-showing-what-looks-like-nazi-salute/ar-BBPG3I4?ocid=spartanntp
Hopefully they learn from their ignorance and it doesn't ruin the rest of their lives.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26198 on: November 14, 2018, 04:27:33 PM »
Is she claiming nonexistent voter fraud like Scott is?

What do you call it when election officials mix  20+ invalid ballots in a batch of 200 so that there is no way to exclude them?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26199 on: November 14, 2018, 04:44:08 PM »
What do you call it when election officials mix  20+ invalid ballots in a batch of 200 so that there is no way to exclude them?

I'm sure those 20+ were all Republican votes🙄