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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771613 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2620 on: September 11, 2016, 05:44:35 PM »
Looks stupid that they didn't announce diagnosis on Friday, and why did they let her attend the event while she has pneumonia?
It's 9/11

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2621 on: September 11, 2016, 05:45:11 PM »
Huh I don't speak Yiddish.
Zale mentioned the bias of Drudge and Fox, so I replied that Drudge alone has reported all the MSM's version of the story. Nothing grammatically incorrect about it, maybe you need to revisit some grammar lessons.
"Drudge alone" implies that Drudge is the only one to link to those sites. You meant "Drudge himself".

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2622 on: September 11, 2016, 05:46:17 PM »
It's 9/11
Her supposed diagnosis calls for rest. That should trump any event she planned to attend, I don't care if its 9/11. Her campaign looks stupid.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2623 on: September 11, 2016, 05:48:16 PM »
"Drudge alone" implies that Drudge is the only one to link to those sites. You meant "Drudge himself".

Nope, that's not what it means.
Sorry, you missed the boat, this line is used just about everywhere.

"Cavs put 100 pts, 40 points scored by Lebron alone/himself."
Which word is correct?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2624 on: September 11, 2016, 05:50:03 PM »
Ok, guys! Time to bring out the cholent/chulent...  ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2625 on: September 11, 2016, 05:51:00 PM »
Now her campaign is saying that she was diagnosed Friday with pneumonia...
So the coughing spell wasn't seasonal allergies?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2626 on: September 11, 2016, 05:52:48 PM »
Too late.

Maybe it's too late for you, but it's good enough for those "undecided" voters. This is all they need to hear.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2627 on: September 11, 2016, 05:54:33 PM »
So the coughing spell wasn't seasonal allergies?
The Trump allergies caused it...
 I seriously cannot understand how someone would buy this.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2628 on: September 11, 2016, 05:55:13 PM »
They will just say she fainted. Unless it keeps happening it will be a non-issue.

I think Hillary loses 3-4 points from this news within a week.
We will find out soon.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2629 on: September 11, 2016, 05:55:21 PM »
Huh I don't speak Yiddish.
Zale mentioned the bias of Drudge and Fox, so I replied that Drudge alone has reported all the MSM's version of the story. Nothing grammatically incorrect about it, maybe you need to revisit some grammar lessons.
I need to revisit some grammar lessons? Okay, dude. Give me a lesson.
I was just teasing you but you decided to get defensive. And you're wrong, just flat out wrong.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2630 on: September 11, 2016, 05:56:02 PM »
I need to revisit some grammar lessons? Okay, dude. Give me a lesson.
I was just teasing you but you decided to get defensive. And you're wrong, just flat out wrong.

Teasing is okay but not defending myself.
Sure.

Troll.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2631 on: September 11, 2016, 05:56:49 PM »
I think Hillary loses 3-4 points from this news within a week.
We will find out soon.
Probably. But I'm not convinced it will be sustainable.
If this happened on the Sunday before the elections it could very likely flip the election.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2632 on: September 11, 2016, 05:57:07 PM »
Maybe it's too late for you, but it's good enough for those "undecided" voters. This is all they need to hear.
You think so? I don't. At the very best she had coughing fits from Pneumonia which they blamed on allergies, then she fainted and for a whole day they were just saying she overheated and now say it is this. That means they are not being up front about her health.

Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2633 on: September 11, 2016, 05:58:00 PM »
Probably. But I'm not convinced it will be sustainable.
If this happened on the Sunday before the elections it could very likely flip the election.
Don't mix things up. There's something else scheduled for then. #wikileaks

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2634 on: September 11, 2016, 05:58:15 PM »
Teasing is okay but not defending myself.
Sure.

Troll.

Okay, I am sorry.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2635 on: September 11, 2016, 05:58:32 PM »
Nope, that's not what it means.
Sorry, you missed the boat, this line is used just about everywhere.

"Cavs put 100 pts, 40 points scored by Lebron alone/himself."
Which word is correct?

That is because Lebron was the only one to score those points.  Drudge was not the only one to link MSM.  I'm sorry, but Freddie is correct.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2636 on: September 11, 2016, 05:59:54 PM »
Probably. But I'm not convinced it will be sustainable.
If this happened on the Sunday before the elections it could very likely flip the election.

The bigger issue may be that once the question is raised she will be under significant pressure to show it is not true.

At this point any small thing will create confirmation bias including any time she simply "looks tired" or has a thin schedule. The only way she can really overcome will be by looking vigorous which she may be incapable of.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2637 on: September 11, 2016, 06:02:15 PM »
Trump should push to have the debates in Aleppo.
Hillary would faint and Gary Johnson wouldn't know where he is.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2638 on: September 11, 2016, 06:03:09 PM »
Teasing is okay but not defending myself.
Sure.

Troll.
Probably. But I'm not convinced it will be sustainable.
If this happened on the Sunday before the elections it could very likely flip the election.
Hilary's poll numbers have been sinking for the past 7-10 days. Since Trump started to act a little "mentchlich" and he is keeping it up. So no reason to say it will change. And that was before her health issues. The health issues will push Trump even further up.

As I told you guys in the beginning when you all said Hilary will win in a landslide. This race will be very close.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2639 on: September 11, 2016, 06:03:59 PM »
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