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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770516 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26261 on: November 20, 2018, 10:14:48 AM »
#winning
With all this winning why are trade deficits going up? I am actually with Trump on trade policies but we need to acknowledge the facts not drink the Kool-aid.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26262 on: November 20, 2018, 11:49:35 AM »
Here we go with the emails again. This time the shoe is on the other foot. Wonder if Trump will say "lock her up"?  :)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/dem-senator-pushing-some-kind-of-investigative-effort-into-ivanka-trumps-use-of-personal-email/ar-BBPUHrP?ocid=spartandhp
Hundreds as an advisor to the president vs 33,000 as Sec of State. Hmm

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26263 on: November 20, 2018, 11:52:59 AM »
Hundreds as an advisor to the president vs 33,000 as Sec of State. Hmm
Reminds of a joke.
Would you do xxxx for a million dollars? Now that we know what you are lets not quibble about price.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26264 on: November 20, 2018, 12:07:39 PM »
Here we go with the emails again. This time the shoe is on the other foot. Wonder if Trump will say "lock her up"?  :)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/dem-senator-pushing-some-kind-of-investigative-effort-into-ivanka-trumps-use-of-personal-email/ar-BBPUHrP?ocid=spartandhp
"Lock her up" was never about using a private server (incidentally, much worse than using a private email account). It was about deleting emails following a subpoena.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26265 on: November 20, 2018, 12:19:18 PM »
Some of you need to lighten up. I put a  :) there for a reason.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26266 on: November 20, 2018, 02:40:57 PM »
BHO suggests Trump isn't investing in climate change because he is "confused, blind, shrouded with hate, anger, racism — mommy issues".............

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Quote from: Michelle HO' (2020): Jul 25, 2016
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26267 on: November 20, 2018, 02:48:23 PM »
BHO suggests Trump isn't investing in climate change because he is "confused, blind, shrouded with hate, anger, racism — mommy issues".............

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Michelle O' (2020):  "When they go low, we go high"

Once again proving that trump has the inquire ability to drive not just his groupies of the deep end, but also his enemies.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26268 on: November 20, 2018, 02:58:33 PM »
BHO suggests Trump isn't investing in climate change because he is "confused, blind, shrouded with hate, anger, racism — mommy issues".............
Do have a link?
Why do you refer to BHO when BO is more common (rhetorical question)?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26270 on: November 20, 2018, 03:06:00 PM »
Trump is a complete disgrace to our great country. Still defends the Saudis over the brutal murder. The Kool-Aid drinkers all have their heads buried in the sand.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26271 on: November 20, 2018, 03:10:06 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26272 on: November 20, 2018, 03:20:55 PM »
Why do you refer to BHO when BO is more common (rhetorical question)?

GWB- JFK- FDR -LBJ - are all fine, however BHO.......

So who gets to say Hussein? is the H-word like the N-word? you can say it, but only if you are an initiate. Blacks can use the N-word; BHO supporters can use the H-word. :D

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26273 on: November 20, 2018, 03:25:15 PM »
Trump is a complete disgrace to our great country. Still defends the Saudis over the brutal murder. The Kool-Aid drinkers all have their heads buried in the sand.  ::)
Trump deserves to be where he is, And Khashoggi
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26274 on: November 20, 2018, 03:25:37 PM »
GWB- JFK- FDR -LBJ - are all fine, however BHO.......

So who gets to say Hussein? is the H-word like the N-word? you can say it, but only if you are an initiate. Blacks can use the N-word; BHO supporters can use the H-word. :D
Jimmy Carter I commonly see as JC. Barrack Obama I commonly see as BO. You can use anything you want. I said it was a rhetorical question.
Are you a birther (another rhetorical question)?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26275 on: November 20, 2018, 03:27:19 PM »
Trump deserves to be where he is, And Khashoggi
This is the problem with you Kool-Aid drinkers. No common decency when it comes to your hero. Pretty sad!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26276 on: November 20, 2018, 03:32:00 PM »
Can we get a market update? @henche   :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26277 on: November 20, 2018, 03:51:10 PM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***
Trump announces Schumer's daughter works for Facebook. Calls it shameful.
I wonder what he calls his son banging a FOX news host while still being married?  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26278 on: November 20, 2018, 04:31:16 PM »
Trump is a complete disgrace to our great country. Still defends the Saudis over the brutal murder. The Kool-Aid drinkers all have their heads buried in the sand.  ::)
Says the people on the left.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26279 on: November 20, 2018, 04:35:03 PM »
Says the people on the left.
No, says the independents. His new slogan is "MOM". Kool-Aid drinkers can't see it.
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