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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856274 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26400 on: November 26, 2018, 10:49:20 AM »
Layoffs and plant closings I guess is sign of a booming economy.  :)
https://fox59.com/2018/11/26/general-motors-to-lay-off-14700-workers-in-north-america/
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26401 on: November 26, 2018, 07:40:50 PM »
Just because you support a racist doesn't make you one. What about calling her a good person like he did with the Nazis/white nationalist?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-rallies-for-embattled-us-senator-in-mississippi/ar-BBQ67Bs?ocid=spartanntp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26402 on: November 27, 2018, 12:04:47 AM »
I love how the media focuses on the woman with the two kids running from the southern border fence and not the hundreds of men wildly trying to break through the border some throwing rocks at our soldiers. You know what this situation looks similar to....? Think somewhere east...🇮🇱
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« Reply #26403 on: November 27, 2018, 12:07:40 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26404 on: November 27, 2018, 12:09:45 AM »
Crown Heights?
no that’s a different flag..(some of them! Not all of them! )
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26405 on: November 27, 2018, 01:44:57 PM »
Layoffs and plant closings I guess is sign of a booming economy.  :)
https://fox59.com/2018/11/26/general-motors-to-lay-off-14700-workers-in-north-america/
WOW the Kool-Aid drinkers are MIA!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26406 on: November 27, 2018, 01:53:21 PM »
WOW the Kool-Aid drinkers are MIA!!!  :)

It's just a sign of a booming economy. Remember; the unemployment rate hit an 18-year low. Get back to work :P

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26407 on: November 27, 2018, 01:55:07 PM »
It's just a sign of a booming economy.
WOW you are drinking something stronger than Kool-Aid.
I am unemployed.  >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26408 on: November 27, 2018, 02:12:48 PM »
WOW you are drinking something stronger than Kool-Aid.
I am retired.  >:(
ftfy?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26409 on: November 27, 2018, 02:13:59 PM »
WOW you are drinking something stronger than Kool-Aid.
I am unemployed.  >:(
So sorry to hear that... :(

Did you try DDF's Employment Agency Thread
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=4623.0

Otherwise try sticking around here until the Trumpists Kool-Aid drinkers go for lunch break, maybe someone will have a suggestion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26411 on: November 27, 2018, 03:04:15 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26412 on: November 27, 2018, 03:08:24 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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« Reply #26413 on: November 27, 2018, 03:14:25 PM »
Whoa if true.
On trade he is spot on but sometimes goes of the rails in what he is trying to accomplish.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26415 on: November 27, 2018, 04:49:40 PM »
Problem is the Kool-Aid drinkers look at things in a vacuum. No BO didn't say all these people come from sh*thole countries. No BO didn't say their are good Nazis/white nationalist. No BO didn't support a racist candidate.
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« Reply #26416 on: November 27, 2018, 04:56:22 PM »
No BO didn't say all these people come from sh*thole countries. No BO didn't say their are good Nazis/white nationalist. No BO didn't support a racist candidate.

Someone has been drinking Maddow Kool-Aid....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26417 on: November 27, 2018, 05:05:31 PM »
Someone has been drinking Maddow Kool-Aid....
Just the facts JACK!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26418 on: November 27, 2018, 06:38:47 PM »
No BO didn't say all these people come from sh*thole countries. No BO didn't say their are good Nazis/white nationalist. No BO didn't support a racist candidate.

Just the facts JACK!!!

I wouldn't bother refuting this Maddow nonsense.

However....


Trump isn't constantly stabbing Israel in the back, and isn't treating Israel worse than an enemy.
Trump wasn't part of the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago from 1980 to 2008 under Jeremiah Wright.
Trump didn't have Jeremiah Wright officiate his wedding to Michelle or use Wright's sermon as the source for his 2004 keynote address to the DNC.
Trump didn't appoint Jeremiah Wright to his African American Religious Leadership Committee.
Trump didn't honor Bishop Tutu who complained that Jews think they own God.
Trump didn't honor Mary Robinson, the woman who organized the anti-Semitic Durban conference.
Trump didn't associate and pose smiling standing side-by-side with the renowned termite and Anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan
The list goes on and on....

As Sheriff Clarke states it...
https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/1066004226369830913

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26419 on: November 27, 2018, 06:45:27 PM »
What's with this guy? Supporting Trump?? Is this Kanye's brother or something??

https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1067496506880610304