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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3839693 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26460 on: November 28, 2018, 06:41:21 PM »
Another feeding frenzy over two of the leaked answers to questions Trump gave.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26461 on: November 28, 2018, 06:56:15 PM »
Hate crimes shoot up in 2017. Should we expect worse figures for 2018? I wonder what changed these last two years, NOT!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26462 on: November 28, 2018, 07:04:11 PM »
"Of the 85 violent extremist incidents that resulted in death since September 12, 2001, far right wing violent extremist groups were responsible for 62 (73 percent) while radical Islamist violent extremists were responsible for 23 (27 percent)"

I wonder who these right wing groups support, NOT!!!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26463 on: November 28, 2018, 08:10:07 PM »
Is she the one who wanted a front row seat to a lynching?

This is such a despicable smear. I don't blame you for believing the stuff you read in the news, but after they lie to you enough you should know better than to keep falling for their lies.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26464 on: November 28, 2018, 08:31:35 PM »
This is such a despicable smear. I don't blame you for believing the stuff you read in the news, but after they lie to you enough you should know better than to keep falling for their lies.
I guest the apology I heard from her own mouth was a lie to?
For the record what was her exact words?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26465 on: November 28, 2018, 08:44:08 PM »
I guest the apology I heard from her own mouth was a lie to?

This is literally how we got trump. When an apology is taken as an admission of guilt (including to things she did not apologize for) the only people who can get elected are those shameless enough to refuse to apologise even for things they are guilty of.

You wrote that she wanted a front row seat to a lynching. Do you know what she actually said?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26466 on: November 28, 2018, 09:02:00 PM »
This is literally how we got trump. When an apology is taken as an admission of guilt (including to things she did not apologize for) the only people who can get elected are those shameless enough to refuse to apologise even for things they are guilty of.

You wrote that she wanted a front row seat to a lynching. Do you know what she actually said?
I have no idea what you are trying to say in the first part.

I paraphrased it. What was the exact words?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26467 on: November 29, 2018, 12:05:49 AM »
@ChaimMoskowitz

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If you have ANYTHING you feel is not true feel free to post.

Hint.. It's all true stuff. It's just not something you'll see the fake news reporting.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26468 on: November 29, 2018, 12:08:34 AM »
@ChaimMoskowitz

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Hint.. It's all true stuff. It's just not something you'll see the fake news reporting.
Sorry but not going to waste my time. I have never seen a Hannity show were he didn't lie about something.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26469 on: November 29, 2018, 12:28:49 AM »
I have no idea what you are trying to say in the first part.

I paraphrased it. What was the exact words?

http://m.jacksonfreepress.com/news/2018/nov/25/full-public-hanging-video-surfaces-revealing-more-/

“I support her 100 percent,” Hutchinson says, his arm around Hyde-Smith’s shoulders.

“I would fight a circle saw for him. If he invited me to a public hanging, I would be on the front row,” Hyde-Smith says, drawing applause and laughter from some in the crowd.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26470 on: November 29, 2018, 12:48:58 AM »
“I would fight a circle saw for him. If he invited me to a public hanging, I would be on the front row,” Hyde-Smith says, drawing applause and laughter from some in the crowd.
So how do explain this as not a racist comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26471 on: November 29, 2018, 12:53:34 AM »
So how do explain this as not a racist comment?
Come on.. you’re joking, right?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26472 on: November 29, 2018, 12:54:51 AM »
So how do explain this as not a racist comment?

Because she is listing things that she does not want to do.

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« Reply #26473 on: November 29, 2018, 12:56:40 AM »
So how do explain this as not a racist comment?
Presumably, she doesn’t wish to fight a circle saw either
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26474 on: November 29, 2018, 12:56:49 AM »
Because she is listing things that she does not want to do.
Where do you get that from?
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« Reply #26475 on: November 29, 2018, 12:59:32 AM »
So how do explain this as not a racist comment?
By the way, public hangings are not inherently racist. That’s just the way the liberal media skewed it, she obviously was not referring to blacks in particular at all. Is it racist to not preempt any possible prejudice someone may perceive you as having because of a jaundiced view they themselves hold? If anything, they should be racist against the Jews, as more than 10,000 Jews were killed by hanging in the past century (Nazi Germany).
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« Reply #26476 on: November 29, 2018, 01:00:59 AM »
Where do you get that from?
She was basically paraphrasing Bruno Mars in “I’d catch a grenade for you”. He doesn’t want to catch a grenade. But would still do it. For you. Same here. Obviously.
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« Reply #26477 on: November 29, 2018, 01:01:45 AM »
By the way, public hangings are not inherently racist. That’s just the way the liberal media skewed it, she obviously was not referring to blacks in particular at all. Is it racist to not preempt any possible prejudice someone may perceive you as having because of a jaundiced view they themselves hold? If anything, they should be racist against the Jews, as more than 10,000 Jews were killed by hanging in the past century (Nazi Germany).
How many Jews were hanged in the deep south?  ::)
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« Reply #26478 on: November 29, 2018, 01:02:19 AM »
By the way, that doesn’t mean she’s not racist. Perhaps she is. Not everything is black and white. But this comment was taken out of context and blown way out proportion. PCness in this country is absolutely insane
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« Reply #26479 on: November 29, 2018, 01:02:47 AM »
How many Jews were hanged in the deep south?  ::)
Who said she was referring to attending a hanging in the Deep South? :P
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