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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3768685 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26480 on: November 29, 2018, 01:04:06 AM »
She was basically paraphrasing Bruno Mars in “I’d catch a grenade for you”. He doesn’t want to catch a grenade. But would still do it. For you. Same here. Obviously.
Very interesting twist on it but that isn't what it means. It means she would do anything for him, not things she wouldn't do for him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26481 on: November 29, 2018, 01:05:03 AM »
I disagree with both major parties on lots of issues. But I can’t stand when the media hypes up an innocuous comment to gargantuan proportions when that was clearly not the intent of the one who uttered the comment. Let’s all grow up, collectively.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26482 on: November 29, 2018, 01:06:44 AM »
I disagree with both major parties on lots of issues. But I can’t stand when the media hypes up an innocuous comment to gargantuan proportions when that was clearly not the intent of the one who uttered the comment. Let’s all grow up, collectively.
Made you should understand the meaning of what she said and the history of the deep south first?
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« Reply #26483 on: November 29, 2018, 01:06:56 AM »
Very interesting twist on it but that isn't what it means. It means she would do anything for him, not things she wouldn't do for him.
Right, anything, even things she doesn’t enjoy. Needless to say, she’d eat ice cream for him, but that doesn’t need to be said. Circle saws and public hangings, need to be said, because she wouldn’t enjoy that. I’m 99% sure you’re trolling now but still answering to be safe lol.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26484 on: November 29, 2018, 01:08:14 AM »
Who said she was referring to attending a hanging in the Deep South? :P
I will take that to mean zero Jews were hanged in the deep south.
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« Reply #26485 on: November 29, 2018, 01:08:30 AM »
Made you should understand the meaning of what she said and the history of the deep south first?
I do. She was referring to activities she does not enjoy. That was clearly the context. You must get that, I’m surprised we’re still having this conversation.
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« Reply #26486 on: November 29, 2018, 01:09:57 AM »
I will take that to mean zero Jews were hanged in the deep south.
Truthfully, there were probably many, but nobody talks about that, so that wouldn’t be a legitimate argument, granted. Still, this is a complete side note. The point is, her comment was said as the opposite of what the media skewed it as
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26487 on: November 29, 2018, 01:11:42 AM »
Right, anything, even things she doesn’t enjoy. Needless to say, she’d eat ice cream for him, but that doesn’t need to be said. Circle saws and public hangings, need to be said, because she wouldn’t enjoy that. I’m 99% you’re trolling now but still answering.
You need to go to the airport with all those planes flying over your head. I guess if she said she would go to an extermination and sit in the first row while in Poland you would be OK with that?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26488 on: November 29, 2018, 01:12:55 AM »
The point is, her comment was said as the opposite of what the media skewed it as
What part of the deep south have you spent time in?
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« Reply #26489 on: November 29, 2018, 01:15:05 AM »
You need to go to the airport with all those planes flying over your head. I guess if she said she would go to an extermination and sit in the first row while in Poland you would be OK with that?
That would be a specific, open comment that makes light of a clear cut situation. Here, she made a general comment, that wasn’t inherently racist, (although could be taken the wrong way), but in the fashion of that she finds it distasteful. You don’t believe she actually meant watching black men strung up, while in public, on a mic and video, do you? It was clearly carelessness, which, even if it could be twisted to mean that (based off of the South’s history), she wasn’t condoning.
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« Reply #26490 on: November 29, 2018, 01:17:04 AM »
What part of the deep south have you spent time in?
Umm. In the Deep South, they would string everybody up. Lynchings happened all the time. They happened to blacks a lot, to the point that one could understand a black being offended, and also to whites. She CERTAINLY did not mean blacks, just because no person running for office is that stupid.
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« Reply #26491 on: November 29, 2018, 01:17:34 AM »
What part of the deep south have you spent time in?
Do you think blacks were the only people who used to get hanged?
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« Reply #26492 on: November 29, 2018, 01:18:43 AM »
That would be a specific, open comment that makes light of a clear cut situation.
Pure BS!!! See when it is about Jews you sing a different tune. That's why they call me goalpost. I sing the same tune!!!  :P
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« Reply #26493 on: November 29, 2018, 01:19:33 AM »
Umm. In the Deep South, they would string everybody up. Lynchings happened all the time. They happened to blacks a lot, to the point that one could understand a black being offended, and also to whites. She CERTAINLY did not mean blacks, just because no person running for office is that stupid.
Do you think blacks were the only people who used to get hanged?
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« Reply #26494 on: November 29, 2018, 01:20:50 AM »
WOW know I know you are either trolling or completely ignorant.
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« Reply #26495 on: November 29, 2018, 01:21:42 AM »
WOW know I know you are either trolling or completely ignorant.
Do you think she meant she would go to a public hanging of black people by white people?
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« Reply #26496 on: November 29, 2018, 01:29:34 AM »
Do you think she meant she would go to a public hanging of black people by white people?
Do you have the first clue what "lynching" means in the deep south? Educate yourself first then come back and ask me questions.
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« Reply #26497 on: November 29, 2018, 01:31:00 AM »
Do you have the first clue what "lynching" means in the deep south? Educate yourself first then come back and ask me questions.
No seriously, i’m Asking you. Do you think that’s what she meant?
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« Reply #26498 on: November 29, 2018, 01:31:46 AM »
Do you have the first clue what "lynching" means in the deep south? Educate yourself first then come back and ask me questions.
I want to pick your brain. I like some of your opinions, and some I find bewildering. So can you tell me what you believe here? Did she mean that, or not?
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« Reply #26499 on: November 29, 2018, 01:34:35 AM »
No seriously, i’m Asking you. Do you think that’s what she meant?
She is a racist and she let it slip out. There is no way to get around that. You and the other guy do get points for coming up with these are things she doesn't want to do.  :)
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