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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3829806 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26580 on: December 01, 2018, 10:33:19 PM »
Finally he acts presidential.
coming from you Im not excited..
whatd he do?

ETA: this statement?
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26581 on: December 02, 2018, 02:00:47 PM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26582 on: December 02, 2018, 04:06:45 PM »
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1053377/Trump-news-donald-trump-video-Mauricio-Macri-stage-g20-summit

I love the line when he has a hard time understanding the translation with the earpiece “I think I understood you better in your language than I did on this.

“But that's okay”.
 ;D
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26583 on: December 02, 2018, 10:35:14 PM »

Baldwin’s not as funny after hearing how he reacted to someone taking his spot

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26584 on: December 02, 2018, 11:34:02 PM »
Bill & Hillary's 13 City speaking tour starts with a bang....

The gift that keeps on giving and won't go away!!

Ticket prices for the Clintons’ world tour have bottomed out, with prices as low as $11 at some locations

Seeing the duo at the Financial Centre in Sugar Land, Texas, on Dec. 4 runs anywhere from $11 to $80 depending on the seat quality

https://www.vividseats.com/theatre/bill-clinton-tickets/bill-clinton-12-4-2871476.html

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26585 on: December 02, 2018, 11:36:51 PM »
MICHAEL AVENATTI SAYS HIS 2020 CHANCES HAVE GONE UP SINCE HIS ARREST, he told POLITICO in an interview:

“I think the field is shaping up to be even more advantageous for someone like me, not less,” Avenatti said, declining to elaborate. “I think my chances have only gone up, not gone down.”

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/12/02/michael-avenatti-crash-burn-1037151

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26586 on: December 02, 2018, 11:41:26 PM »
MICHAEL AVENATTI SAYS HIS 2020 CHANCES HAVE GONE UP SINCE HIS ARREST, he told POLITICO in an interview:

“I think the field is shaping up to be even more advantageous for someone like me, not less,” Avenatti said, declining to elaborate. “I think my chances have only gone up, not gone down.”

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/12/02/michael-avenatti-crash-burn-1037151
I have to agree with him since Trump proved any scumbag can be president.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26587 on: December 02, 2018, 11:49:29 PM »
And now China is willing to sit down. MAGA.

Say what you want. Drink as much Maddow water as you like.

What matters bottom line is facts. This president is delivering trade deals "worldwide" which no other president was even able to come close to. For the first time in many many years we have a president working for the people. Finally we will be able to sell our cars to China.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26588 on: December 02, 2018, 11:53:00 PM »
What matters bottom line is facts. This president is delivering trade deals "worldwide" which no other president was even able to come close to. For the first time in many many years we have a president working for the people. Finally we will be able to sell our cars to China.
You need to look at the deals he is delivering.
As far as China goes what the h*ll are you drinking? He blinked and China knows it.

From a guy that thinks that losing 39 seats is not a MASSIVE loss I guess you just can't see the facts!!!

Everyone of your posts reads like the sheep being led to the slaughter.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2018, 11:57:05 PM by ChaimMoskowitz »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26589 on: December 02, 2018, 11:54:00 PM »
I have to agree with him since Trump proved any scumbag can be president.
Breaking news from the 90s and reiterated now
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26590 on: December 02, 2018, 11:56:08 PM »
Breaking news from the 90s and reiterated now
No comparison what so ever but officer he was speeding to.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26591 on: December 02, 2018, 11:58:13 PM »
No comparison what so ever but officer he was speeding to.  :P
It is not a defense to either one. Both scum
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26592 on: December 03, 2018, 12:00:32 AM »
It is not a defense to either one. Both scum
When you always (90%) come to the defense of Trump it is hard to read it any other way.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26593 on: December 03, 2018, 12:03:09 AM »
When you always (90%) come to the defense of Trump it is hard to read it any other way.
I don't and you know it.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26594 on: December 03, 2018, 12:06:25 AM »
I don't and you know it.
Actually I don't know it.
This guy broke the scumbag meter!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26595 on: December 03, 2018, 08:25:45 AM »
You need to look at the deals he is delivering.
As far as China goes what the h*ll are you drinking? He blinked and China knows it.

From a guy that thinks that losing 39 seats is not a MASSIVE loss I guess you just can't see the facts!!!

Everyone of your posts reads like the sheep being led to the slaughter.

He blinked? He did not take off any tariffs he imposed China is taking down Tariffs off US made cars. That is a huge win for Trumpland. In the next 3 months we will see who blinks but at this meeting Trump won the staring contest.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26596 on: December 03, 2018, 08:40:07 AM »
He blinked? He did not take off any tariffs he imposed China is taking down Tariffs off US made cars. That is a huge win for Trumpland. In the next 3 months we will see who blinks but at this meeting Trump won the staring contest.
Promises mean zero just like NK. Trump gave them three more months and nothing in return except promises. You should learn the facts.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26597 on: December 03, 2018, 09:32:01 AM »
Promises mean zero just like NK. Trump gave them three more months and nothing in return except promises. You should learn the facts.
just like NK
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26598 on: December 03, 2018, 10:32:56 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26599 on: December 03, 2018, 11:07:24 AM »
He blinked? He did not take off any tariffs he imposed China is taking down Tariffs off US made cars. That is a huge win for Trumpland. In the next 3 months we will see who blinks but at this meeting Trump won the staring contest.
As you can see, facts have no meaning to Maddow drinkers. Even the MSM talked about this as a win for Trump.

@ChaimMoskowitz doesn't understand (due to his TDS) that proportionally, looking back what Obama lost, losing 39 seats in the house and gaining 3 seats in the senate is NOT considered a huge loss.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.