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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3863541 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26700 on: December 11, 2018, 03:14:04 PM »
This is like watching Romper Room. So sad for our country.

HOW SAD INDEED!!! :'(


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26701 on: December 11, 2018, 03:51:09 PM »
Some good news in these somber times: McConnell revives Trump’s long-stalled criminal justice reform bill and decided to bring criminal justice reform to the Senate floor as soon as this week. Trump had pushed the Senate majority leader to vote on the bill, which has divided Republicans.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26702 on: December 11, 2018, 03:51:48 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26703 on: December 11, 2018, 03:53:18 PM »
Some good news in these somber times: McConnell revives Trump’s criminal justice reform. Trump had pushed the Senate majority leader to vote on the bill, which has divided Republicans.
Not sure if good news for criminals is good news for the rest of us.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26704 on: December 11, 2018, 04:00:26 PM »
Not sure if good news for criminals is good news for the rest of us.

ONE of the major problems with the system is that prosecutors have acquired far too much power and face few consequences for bad behavior. Prosecutorial discretion—deciding whom to go after and whom to ignore—is an open invitation to corruption. And this corruption has consequences beyond the individuals involved. I.e. Had Senator Ted Stevens not been convicted a week before he narrowly lost reelection in 2008 in a trial that involved “gross prosecutorial misconduct,” he undoubtedly would have been reelected and the Democrats would not have had the sixty votes in the Senate they needed to ram ObamaCare through.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2014/03/19/law-enforcement-clue-jury-criminal-column/6490641/

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26705 on: December 11, 2018, 06:41:40 PM »
Anyone see A Few Good Men? Trump got suckered into saying exactly what Chuckie boy wanted him to say.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26706 on: December 11, 2018, 06:55:43 PM »
They ask Google CEO why when they google "idiot" why does a picture of Trump come up. Why wouldn't it?  ???
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26709 on: December 11, 2018, 11:11:51 PM »
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You know what they say about the shoe.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26714 on: December 12, 2018, 02:23:27 PM »
Isn't Mexico supposed to pay for the wall?  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26715 on: December 12, 2018, 02:25:28 PM »
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26716 on: December 12, 2018, 02:29:16 PM »
Were getting it reimbursed  ;)
Oh, the Mexican government is sending cash to the US Treasury? Why wasn't that reported?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26717 on: December 12, 2018, 02:35:25 PM »
Were getting it reimbursed  ;)
How is that "winning" going.  :)
This guy has been getting killed on all fronts. They way he was bullied to take responsibility for the shutdown was sad. Even hating the guy I felt sorry for him.
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« Reply #26718 on: December 12, 2018, 02:36:27 PM »
Oh, the Mexican government is sending cash to the US Treasury? Why wasn't that reported?
It is part of the trade deal they are not telling us about.  :)
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