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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3832548 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26760 on: December 18, 2018, 03:29:55 PM »
I don't know anything about him other than what I witnessed today. And he had to come back and take back what he said.
Ah you suddenly tuned out when he sounded unfavorable to the SC. okay.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26761 on: December 18, 2018, 06:03:29 PM »
Never saw a judge being such an a$$ hole.
Almost as bad as Trump.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26763 on: December 18, 2018, 08:11:06 PM »
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26764 on: December 18, 2018, 10:22:03 PM »
So the R's claim they want to keep criminals out of this country. Now we know why. They letting the criminals in this country out into society. I guess this is what @ilherman Kool-Aid drinkers voted for?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/senate-approves-historic-bipartisan-prison-sentencing-reform-bill/ar-BBR9kAs?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26765 on: December 18, 2018, 10:29:14 PM »
lets do this!!
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They'd rather see President Trump fail, than see America succeed.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26766 on: December 18, 2018, 10:31:10 PM »
lets do this!!
POIDH
Lets see the Kool-Aid drinkers put their money where their mouth is.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26767 on: December 18, 2018, 11:05:19 PM »
So the R's claim they want to keep criminals out of this country. Now we know why. They letting the criminals in this country out into society. I guess this is what @ilherman Kool-Aid drinkers voted for?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/senate-approves-historic-bipartisan-prison-sentencing-reform-bill/ar-BBR9kAs?ocid=spartandhp
Did you bother reading through the bill?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26768 on: December 18, 2018, 11:07:01 PM »
What am I missing? Which senate seat is still undecided?

Im seeing the betting markets are still not settled id there would be 52 or 53 senators.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26769 on: December 18, 2018, 11:08:47 PM »
What am I missing? Which senate seat is still undecided?

Im seeing the betting markets are still not settled id there would be 52 or 53 senators.
Google rick scott... hes gonna be sworn in a few days late

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26770 on: December 18, 2018, 11:13:06 PM »
Did you bother reading through the bill?
You mean like this amendment some level headed R's tried to get in? I guess you support letting scumbags out.

They introduced an amendment that would exclude from the legislation those who have committed crimes of violence and sexual offenses including carjacking, robbery, hate crimes and coercing a minor into sexual activity.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26771 on: December 18, 2018, 11:29:25 PM »
POIDH
Lets see the Kool-Aid drinkers put their money where their mouth is.  :)
the page raised over 300k in 6 hrs...
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26772 on: December 18, 2018, 11:35:03 PM »
the page raised over 300k in 6 hrs...
Still waiting for the DDF Kool-Aid drinkers, POIDH!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26773 on: December 18, 2018, 11:39:02 PM »
Still waiting for the DDF Kool-Aid drinkers, POIDH!!!  :)
maybe they donated already on the page... :o
Not everybody walks around a identifing themselves as @ilherman , @justaregularguy , @sky121 , or even @ChaimMoskowitz in the real world :D
I saw some Jewish sounding names on the list of donations
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26774 on: December 18, 2018, 11:41:16 PM »
maybe they donated already on the page... :o
Not everybody walks around a identifing themselves as @ilherman , @justaregularguy , @sky121 , or even @ChaimMoskowitz in the real world :D
I saw some Jewish sounding names on the list of donations
Did you donate?
 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26775 on: December 18, 2018, 11:42:03 PM »
Did you donate?
i am considering
This would be the fairest tax I will pay
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26776 on: December 18, 2018, 11:43:04 PM »
i am considering
This would be the fairest tax I will pay
Just what I thought.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26777 on: December 18, 2018, 11:51:44 PM »
Just what I thought.  :)
now if I donate it would be at your goading which would indirectly have you help build the wall ! ;D
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26778 on: December 18, 2018, 11:55:21 PM »
now if I donate it would be at your goading which would indirectly have you help build the wall ! ;D
I don't take you for a fool.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26779 on: December 19, 2018, 12:27:04 AM »
the page raised over 300k in 6 hrs...

At this rate, it will take only 11 years to raise the money that Trump asked for in this year's budget