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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26780 on: December 19, 2018, 12:40:36 AM »
Quote from: zh cohen on December 19, 2018, 12:27:04 AM
At this rate, it will take only 11 years to raise the money that Trump asked for in this year's budget
did you actually do the math on that or are you (pessimistically) guesstimating ? :(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26781 on: December 19, 2018, 01:57:32 AM »
Quote from: justaregularguy on December 19, 2018, 12:40:36 AM
did you actually do the math on that or are you (pessimistically) guesstimating ? :(

Not very complicated math, and I was a bit optimistic...

$5B/$50k(an hour)= 100,000 hours/24=4,166.6 days/365=11.42 years
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26782 on: December 19, 2018, 06:01:11 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26783 on: December 19, 2018, 07:53:18 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26784 on: December 19, 2018, 09:03:34 AM »
Quote from: aygart on December 19, 2018, 07:53:18 AM
What is the commonality there?
Take a wild guess.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26785 on: December 19, 2018, 09:13:05 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 19, 2018, 09:03:34 AM
Take a wild guess.  :)
That both had foundations. both continued while they were in Government. Both used it a slush fund. That is all very old news. The article is about the differences between them. One is winding it down while in government while one kept it until it wound down on its own when they were no longer in government.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26786 on: December 19, 2018, 09:14:43 AM »
Quote from: aygart on December 19, 2018, 09:13:05 AM
That both had foundations. both continued while they were in Government. Both used it a slush fund. That is all very old news. The article is about the differences between them. One is winding it down while in government while one kept it until it wound down on its own when they were no longer in government.
That wasn't so wild after all.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26787 on: December 19, 2018, 12:41:13 PM »
In the romper room press spectacle Pelosi called Trump out saying he didn't have the votes in the house for the wall. He falsely claimed he did. Again he lost and has to eat CROW. @ilherman how much more of these losses can you take?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26788 on: December 19, 2018, 12:44:23 PM »
President gets a win. The only problem is the win is what the D's wanted. What happen to the party of law and order?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26789 on: December 19, 2018, 03:11:07 PM »
Trump should expect a big Christmas gift from Iran and Putin for pulling out of Syria.
Other than Israel, Trumps biggest supporters are our enemies. This is what winning looks like @ilherman ?  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26790 on: December 19, 2018, 03:43:04 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 19, 2018, 12:44:23 PM
President gets a win. The only problem is the win is what the D's wanted. What happen to the party of law and order?
Wrong
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26791 on: December 19, 2018, 03:57:43 PM »
$877,774 of $1.0B goal
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26792 on: December 19, 2018, 04:10:26 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26793 on: December 19, 2018, 04:14:42 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 19, 2018, 04:10:26 PM
So it is not a win for Trump?
what's the It Is that you are referring to?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26794 on: December 19, 2018, 04:20:05 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 19, 2018, 04:14:42 PM
what's the It Is that you are referring to?
Prison reform bill.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26795 on: December 19, 2018, 04:30:29 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 19, 2018, 04:20:05 PM
Prison reform bill.
I thought so but wasn't sure, my response to you is
Land of law and order doesn't mean to hang people, it means to abide by the law, you don't like something don't riot and protest the way antifa; BLM do but try to change the law the legal way, and that's what trump did he changed the law how to handle those that violated the law in a way that is better for the the society.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26796 on: December 19, 2018, 04:41:33 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 19, 2018, 04:30:29 PM
I thought so but wasn't sure, my response to you is
Land of law and order doesn't mean to hang people, it means to abide by the law, you don't like something don't riot and protest the way antifa; BLM do but try to change the law the legal way, and that's what trump did he changed the law how to handle those that violated the law in a way that is better for the the society.
So letting criminals out before they served their time is better for society. HRC is that you.  ::)
Even for the Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers should know when the D's have been trying to get this for years and R's blocked it should tell you something.
This is a MASSIVE win for BO, HRC, D's and liberals that so many here claim they are not.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26797 on: December 19, 2018, 04:45:05 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 19, 2018, 04:41:33 PM
So letting criminals out before they served their time is better for society. HRC is that you.  ::)
Even for the Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers should know when the D's have been trying to get this for years and R's blocked it should tell you something.
This is a MASSIVE win for BO, HRC, D's and liberals that so many here claim they are not.
Let it be, who cares
the dems are the ones that party line is above everything.

lets give the dems another win the wall

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26798 on: December 19, 2018, 04:47:51 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 19, 2018, 03:57:43 PM
$877,774 of $1.0B goal
$952,509 of $1.0B goal
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26799 on: December 19, 2018, 04:49:33 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 19, 2018, 04:45:05 PM
Let it be, who cares
Those of us who really support law and order.
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