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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769432 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2680 on: September 11, 2016, 11:28:00 PM »
http://therightscoop.com/breaking-hillary-cancels-monday-and-tuesday-events-after-health-emergency/
I would be shocked if she didn't. Whatever it is, SOMETHING happened.

BTW, what IS someone with pnuemonia doing getting so close to a little kid?

Love this photoshop, wouldn't want to catch anything....


At that link there is a link to another article of theirs.
http://therightscoop.com/what-is-this-weird-thing-that-falls-out-of-hillarys-pant-leg-when-she-faints/
In the slow motion video you can see she totally fell flat on her face.

« Last Edit: September 11, 2016, 11:31:09 PM by aygart »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2681 on: September 11, 2016, 11:32:43 PM »
The most shocking thing is that Trump hasn't said anything yet. I'm picturing him tied up kicking and screaming begging for a phone to tweet with, and his team showing him giant golden Trump signs to try calm him down.
It is so obvious. She has no clue how to prepare for a debate against him since she sees no rationale in anything he says or does. The post above about Trump not talking about this and the FBI presser are a prime example. The entire news media played right into his hands there giving all the arguments Trump "should have made" and were baffled why he did not. Meanwhile instead of the media defending her about the emails they were saying all the terrible things about her emails that Trump could have said but didn't. He is running circles around them.
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-09-12/trump-plans-to-keep-quiet-on-clinton-s-health-issues
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2682 on: September 11, 2016, 11:44:25 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2683 on: September 11, 2016, 11:45:45 PM »
There's an old saying: "When your work speaks for itself don't interrupt".
Trump seems to have taken that route, (most likely as per his advisors).

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2684 on: September 11, 2016, 11:50:52 PM »

That's a shadow! Seriously!
I brought it because you can see that she fell flat on her face. From the sound it seems like something metal did fall since you can hear the clink but it could have been anything. There is no reason to think it is of significance.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2685 on: September 12, 2016, 12:52:11 AM »
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/11/report-dems-consider-replace-hillary-clinton/

Hard to believe. Makes me think they are trying to scare the Hillary campaign into being more transparent.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2688 on: September 12, 2016, 07:00:37 AM »
"Drudge alone" implies that Drudge is the only one to link to those sites. You meant "Drudge himself".
That might be true in English, but as I have noted several times the language spoken around here, and in several Jewish communities around the US, is totally different (while it might sound similar).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2689 on: September 12, 2016, 08:32:31 AM »
I don't understand the video everyone's talking about  her fainting but what's going on b4 that why is she wobbling around like she can't walk what does that have to do with pneumonia or fainting.  In my very limited experience with fainting you just drop you dont lose controlb of your legs

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2690 on: September 12, 2016, 08:37:19 AM »
In my very limited experience with fainting you just drop you dont lose controlb of your legs
Fainting is loss of consciousness caused by a temporary lack of oxygen to the brain. Known by the medical term "syncope," fainting may be preceded by dizziness, nausea, or a feeling of extreme weakness.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2691 on: September 12, 2016, 09:11:54 AM »
I have a theory that she suffers from anxiety/panic attacks. This would explain how her doctor can keep saying "she is in good health".

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2692 on: September 12, 2016, 09:54:57 AM »
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/hillary-clinton-s-health-scare-9-unanswered-questions-n646551

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1.) Why hide the pneumonia diagnosis?
[/size]Clinton suffered a coughing attack last week during an appearance in Cleveland, which she dismissed as seasonal allergies. She received her pneumonia diagnosis on Friday, but the public was not told about it until hours after the incident at the memorial, raising questions about whether Clinton had any plans to ever inform the public. Between the diagnosis and the near-collapse, Clinton appeared at two fundraisers, ran a national security working session, and held a press conference.[/size]
[/size]Related: Does Hillary Clinton Have Walking Pneumonia?[/size]
[/size]Clinton's campaign appears to have, at best, withheld information from the public and — at worst — misled them by aggressively batting down "conspiracy theories" that her coughing fit was anything more than allergies. Opponents are already seeing the incident as proof of their claims that Clinton has been hiding health issues. And others may now be more incredulous of the campaign's statements on her health.[/color]
[/size]2.) Has Clinton been otherwise ill in recent days?[/color]
[/size]Has she had pneumonia in the past? Pneumonia is common, but still a potentially dangerous disease that sends about 1 million people to the hospital every year and kills about 50,000, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.[/size]
[/size]3.) Who made the call not to go to the hospital and when?[/color]
[/size]And did Clinton lose consciousness at all? After leaving the memorial, Clinton went to her daughter Chelsea's apartment and was later examined by her doctor at her own home in Chappaqua, New York. Why was it decided not to visit a hospital immediately?[/color]


http://theweek.com/articles/648141/why-did-hillary-clinton-lie-about-health

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So the campaign chose to lie. The potential reward was considerable: namely, an absence of politically damaging news stories about Clinton's medical condition. But the risk was enormous — and it's blown up in their faces. Because now the story isn't just that Clinton is ill. It's that, once again, she's untrustworthy — and this time about her own health.
That's why the announcement that she has pneumonia will only fuel more speculation about Clinton's physical condition, with potentially no end in sight. The world saw her collapse, and 90 minutes later, the candidate looked America in the eye and proclaimed that she was feeling great. Except now we know that she wasn't.
Not long after this charade, someone on the campaign staff made the call to come clean. But it may well have been too late.
The best the campaign can hope for now is that Clinton recovers quickly and soon looks healthy in her public appearances. Then maybe the topic will recede into the background of the campaign. The candidate got sick, but then she got better. End of story.
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Political trust is a fragile thing. Once it's gone, it's exceedingly difficult to get back — and without it, there's no basis on which to dismiss conspiracy theories that even normally level-headed observers will begin, for perfectly understandable reasons, to entertain.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2693 on: September 12, 2016, 10:25:57 AM »
Published November 1999:
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2694 on: September 12, 2016, 10:30:51 AM »
Is that Doonesbury? This is prophetic.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2695 on: September 12, 2016, 10:33:11 AM »
Published November 1999:

His hair got much whiter
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2696 on: September 12, 2016, 10:36:54 AM »
Is that Doonesbury? This is prophetic.
Yes.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2697 on: September 12, 2016, 10:43:18 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2699 on: September 12, 2016, 11:03:43 AM »
I have a theory that she suffers from anxiety/panic attacks. This would explain how her doctor can keep saying "she is in good health".
Are you seriously looking for ways to "justify" what the Clintons are seeling?!  :o

These are people who blush when they say the truth!