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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3839576 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26840 on: December 20, 2018, 02:44:14 PM »
Stock market in a freefall.
Interest rates keep going up.
Talk about a recession.
Deficit going through the roof.
...and this DA is shutting down the government. This time there is no debate who the DA is that is shutting it down. He owned it when the D's suckered him into it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26841 on: December 20, 2018, 02:45:10 PM »
We heard you the first time.
The Kool-Aid drinkers need to hear it over and over and even then sometimes it doesn't sink in.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26842 on: December 20, 2018, 02:52:51 PM »
The Kool-Aid drinkers need to hear it over and over and even then sometimes it doesn't sink in.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26843 on: December 20, 2018, 03:03:11 PM »


Stock market in a freefall.
Interest rates keep going up.
Talk about a recession.
Deficit going through the roof.
...and this DA is shutting down the government. This time there is no debate who the DA is that is shutting it down. He owned it when the D's suckered him into it.

Stock market is evening out from being overpriced.
Fed Interest rates go up in a good economy.
Don't blame the current president for the deficit.
We save money with the government shut down :-)
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26844 on: December 20, 2018, 03:05:27 PM »

Stock market is evening out from being overpriced.
Fed Interest rates go up in a good economy.
Don't blame the current president for the deficit.
We save money with the government shut down :-)
Unlike you I don't move the goalposts. He took credit for the market now he gets the blame!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26845 on: December 20, 2018, 03:07:40 PM »
The Kool-Aid drinkers need to hear it over and over and even then sometimes it doesn't sink in.  :)
What you cant take it that so many people are supporting Trumps agenda by supporting the wall?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26846 on: December 20, 2018, 03:08:55 PM »
Unlike you I don't move the goalposts. He took credit for the market now he gets the blame!!!
I never gave him credit and don't blame him either.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26847 on: December 20, 2018, 03:10:29 PM »
What you cant take it that so many people are supporting Trumps agenda by supporting the wall?
That's fine but the problem is the GoFundMe has nothing to do with it. They are being scammed. Are you aware of any way the funds will go to building the wall?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26848 on: December 20, 2018, 03:11:26 PM »
I never gave him credit and don't blame him either.
We established long time ago you have no goalpost but you are being fair.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26849 on: December 20, 2018, 03:13:45 PM »
$6,014,737 of $1.0B
Raised by 99025 people in 3 days
$6,416,293 of $1.0B
Raised by 105262 people in 3 days
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26850 on: December 20, 2018, 03:14:37 PM »
$6,416,293 of $1.0B
Raised by 105262 people in 3 days
Just shows how many stupid people are out there. Where do you think this money is going to go?
The question still remains did you or and Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers donate to this stupidity?
Even the Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers are eating crow now with finally admitting Mexico will never pay for the wall.
I hope you know this is a scam.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26851 on: December 20, 2018, 03:17:59 PM »

  • Correct
  • To build the wall, No I didn't donate
  • Correct, Trump is the best choice but far from perfect
  • Why in the world do you say so?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26852 on: December 20, 2018, 03:20:59 PM »
That's fine but the problem is the GoFundMe has nothing to do with it. They are being scammed. Are you aware of any way the funds will go to building the wall?
So every GoFundMe is a scam?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26853 on: December 20, 2018, 03:24:48 PM »
That's fine but the problem is the GoFundMe has nothing to do with it. They are being scammed. Are you aware of any way the funds will go to building the wall?

FWIU, GoFundMe doesn't release funds in such high profile campaigns without verifying that it is legit.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26854 on: December 20, 2018, 03:25:20 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26855 on: December 20, 2018, 03:29:04 PM »
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I guess will be deducting it for taxes

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26856 on: December 20, 2018, 03:31:26 PM »
So every GoFundMe is a scam?
The funds can't go to fund the wall. I have asked this a hundred times. Please lay out the process on how these funds will go to build the wall.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26857 on: December 20, 2018, 03:32:02 PM »
FWIU, GoFundMe doesn't release funds in such high profile campaigns without verifying that it is legit.
The funds can't go to fund the wall. I have asked this a hundred times. Please lay out the process on how these funds will go to build the wall.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26858 on: December 20, 2018, 03:33:47 PM »
We are deserting the Kurds in Syria who fought and died along with our troops and these Kool-Aid drinkers care about this stupid wall.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26859 on: December 20, 2018, 03:35:45 PM »
The funds can't go to fund the wall. I have asked this a hundred times. Please lay out the process on how these funds will go to build the wall.
How will we get the funds to the right place? We have contacted the Trump Administration to secure a point of contact where all the funds will go upon completion. When we get this information secured we will update. We have many very high level contacts already helping.