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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3848211 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26920 on: December 21, 2018, 02:20:50 AM »
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its just incredible the rate its going.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26921 on: December 21, 2018, 08:24:06 AM »
Trump's frontrunners for Pentagon job likely to share Mattis' views on Syria, Afghanistan

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trumps-front-runners-to-replace-mattis-may-not-share-views-decisions-in-syria-afghanistan
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26922 on: December 21, 2018, 08:29:45 AM »
Conservative media challenge Trump on border wall, Syria pullout

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/conservative-media-challenge-trump-on-border-wall-syria-pullout

Ann Coulter, a fierce supporter of a tougher approach to immigration, told The Daily Caller that without the wall Trump's tenure was a "joke presidency who scammed the American people." She said she wouldn't be voting for Trump again because the only reason was for Jared and Ivanka to make more money.

In breaking Twitter news, @realDonaldTrump promptly unfollowed her.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26923 on: December 21, 2018, 08:43:43 AM »
Conservative media challenge Trump on border wall, Syria pullout

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/conservative-media-challenge-trump-on-border-wall-syria-pullout

Ann Coulter, a fierce supporter of a tougher approach to immigration, told The Daily Caller that without the wall Trump's tenure was a "joke presidency who scammed the American people." She said she wouldn't be voting for Trump again because the only reason was for Jared and Ivanka to make more money.

In breaking Twitter news, @realDonaldTrump promptly unfollowed her.
Repost.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26924 on: December 21, 2018, 08:55:12 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26925 on: December 21, 2018, 08:59:10 AM »
The point was the last line
Also repost.  :)
Trump unfollows Ann Coulter on Twitter after she blasts 'joke presidency' that's 'scamming' Americans with hollow promises of a border wall – two years after writing 'In Trump We Trust' book
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26926 on: December 21, 2018, 09:19:37 AM »
A total rebuke of Trumps policies!!!


I have been privileged to serve as our country's 26th Secretary of Defense which has allowed me to serve alongside our men and women of the Department in defense of our citizens and our ideals.
I am proud of the progress that has been made over the past two years on some of the key goals articulated in our National Defense Strategy: putting the Department on a more sound budgetary footing, improving readiness and lethality in our forces, and reforming the Department's business practices for greater performance. Our troops continue to provide the capabilities needed to prevail in conflict and sustain strong U.S. global influence.
One core belief I have always held is that our strength as a nation is inextricably linked to the strength of our unique and comprehensive system of alliances and partnerships. While the US remains the indispensable nation in the free world, we cannot protect our interests or serve that role effectively without maintaining strong alliances and showing respect to those allies. Like you, I have said from the beginning that the armed forces of the United States should not be the policeman of the world. Instead, we must use all tools of American power to provide for the common defense, including providing effective leadership to our alliances. NATO's 29 democracies demonstrated that strength in their commitment to fighting alongside us following the 9-11 attack on America. The Defeat-ISIS coalition of 74 nations is further proof.
Similarly, I believe we must be resolute and unambiguous in our approach to those countries whose strategic interests are increasingly in tension with ours. It is clear that China and Russia, for example, want to shape a world consistent with their authoritarian model - gaining veto authority over other nations' economic, diplomatic, and security decisions - to promote their own interests at the expense of their neighbors, America and our allies. That is why we must use all the tools of American power to provide for the common defense.
My views on treating allies with respect and also being clear-eyed about both malign actors and strategic competitors are strongly held and informed by over four decades of immersion in these issues. We must do everything possible to advance an international order that is most conducive to our security, prosperity and values, and we are strengthened in this effort by the solidarity of our alliances.
Because you have the right to have a Secretary of Defense whose views are better aligned with yours on these and other subjects, I believe it is right for me to step down from my position. The end date for my tenure is February 28, 2019, a date that should allow sufficient time for a successor to be nominated and confirmed as well as to make sure the Department's interests are properly articulated and protected at upcoming events to include Congressional posture hearings and the NATO Defense Ministerial meeting in February. Further, that a full transition to a new Secretary of Defense occurs well in advance of the transition of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff in September in order to ensure stability within the Department.
I pledge my full effort to a smooth transition that ensures the needs and interests of the 2.15 million Service Members and 732,079 DoD civilians receive undistracted attention of the Department at all times so that they can fulfill their critical, round-the-clock mission to protect the American people.
I very much appreciate this opportunity to serve the nation and our men and women in uniform
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26927 on: December 21, 2018, 09:21:47 AM »
Also repost.  :)
Trump unfollows Ann Coulter on Twitter after she blasts 'joke presidency' that's 'scamming' Americans with hollow promises of a border wall – two years after writing 'In Trump We Trust' book
I should have known that anything negative I post about Trump you would beat me to it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26928 on: December 21, 2018, 09:22:30 AM »
I should have known that anything negative I post about Trump you would beat me to it.
We are thinking like one.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26929 on: December 21, 2018, 09:22:51 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26930 on: December 21, 2018, 09:24:06 AM »
#DOeffect
I like to think of it as #PersonEffect
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26931 on: December 21, 2018, 09:25:43 AM »
I like to think of it as #PersonEffect
#synonymous
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26932 on: December 21, 2018, 10:16:19 AM »
Our court system as a whole favors the criminal.
Murders, sex offenders, drug dealers, white collar crime. Should I keep going?
maybe I didn’t phrase my question right.
Can you point out we are you see criminals getting off easy?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26934 on: December 21, 2018, 10:21:17 AM »
maybe I didn’t phrase my question right.
Can you point out we are you see criminals getting off easy?
Lets start with murders. If they don't get the death penalty they got of easy. Do I need to continue?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26935 on: December 21, 2018, 10:38:36 AM »
I was gonna as yesterday but didn't get a chance to come on.

Why don't we use the nuclear option? I see trump already posted about it this morning.

But in reality, is there a possibility Mitch would trigger it? I mean we are so partisan anyway, and the Ds started this first...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26936 on: December 21, 2018, 10:40:40 AM »
Lets start with murders. If they don't get the death penalty they got of easy. Do I need to continue?
Yes please


I agree that murderes should stay there, but not all stupid things ppl do when they have a weak moment deserves to destroy there’s and there families life by receiving a 25 year sentence.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26937 on: December 21, 2018, 10:46:12 AM »
Why don't we use the nuclear option?
You have a turtle in your pocket?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26938 on: December 21, 2018, 10:47:44 AM »
Yes please
Ok it is Friday and I will play along. What should we do with child molesters?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26939 on: December 21, 2018, 11:01:44 AM »
Why don't we use the nuclear option?
Do you really want to eliminate the filibuster altogether? That is very short-sighted.
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