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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856056 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26980 on: December 23, 2018, 01:49:19 PM »
What a low-life petty scumbag this guy is. Time for the Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers to defend him again!!!  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26982 on: December 23, 2018, 11:06:54 PM »
Trump is not "a billion times better" than an indivdual that ever ran for the presidency. If you don't understand that then you are a Hannity Kool-Aid drinker.This shows you can't be objective. You would support a scumbag like this before you even know who the oppent would be. So in closing if you want to talk to the wall all you have to do is talk to the mirror.
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You’d be happier if HRC would be President?
And yes, I would vote for this scumbag over basically anyone that I can dream up that would run against him. I would never vote for a Dem no matter what and the only 2 Republicans that seem to be thinking about running are Flake and Kasich and I feel so bad for them cuz they’re making such fools out of themselves.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26983 on: December 23, 2018, 11:59:07 PM »
Could someone tell me  succinctly why Trump is pulling out the troops from Syria/ Afganistan? What is the actual statement Sanders says in the name of the president ?

Also, I haven’t been following lately but what exactly is the D’s reaction to this news? What are the Chuck Shumers and Nancy Pelosis saying? I know all the R’s are pretty much pissed off..
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26984 on: December 24, 2018, 12:02:57 AM »
Could someone tell me  succinctly why Trump is pulling out the troops from Syria/ Afganistan? What is the actual statement Sanders says in the name of the president ?

Also, I haven’t been following lately but what exactly is the D’s reaction to this news? What are the Chuck Shumers and Nancy Pelosis saying? I know all the R’s are pretty much pissed off..
His base doesn't understand/like the wars in Afghanistan and Syria. Red meat

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26985 on: December 24, 2018, 12:15:08 AM »
His base doesn't understand/like the wars in Afghanistan and Syria. Red meat
are those words from an actual statement from Sanders or the White House? (I understand the spirit of the idea I just want to know how they actually explain it)

Anyway if it’s such a hot topic for his base how come Foxnews isn’t backing him? :o

These last few weeks remind me of the first few weeks of Trumps  presidency. Remember the chaos, abrupt executive orders, no Muslims allowed, yes allowed, not allowed, hired, fired, you can’t fire me cuz I quit!, scarramucci , etc. etc.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26986 on: December 24, 2018, 06:53:27 AM »
His base doesn't understand/like the wars in Afghanistan and Syria. Red meat
Isn't part of his base the military? I don't see any part of his base supporting this move unless his base is Rand Paul and Putin.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26987 on: December 24, 2018, 06:56:31 AM »
I would never vote for a Dem no matter what...
Like I said you could never be objective.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26989 on: December 24, 2018, 08:47:56 AM »
AOC is absolutely right about congressional salaries
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26990 on: December 24, 2018, 11:41:15 AM »
We really need a market update as I shorted it last week. @henche
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26991 on: December 24, 2018, 12:10:31 PM »
Trump better hopes this turns around or he is going to need the wall to hide behind!!!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/dow-drops-400-points-following-its-worst-week-in-a-decade/ar-BBRmC0r?ocid=spartanntp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26993 on: December 24, 2018, 12:15:49 PM »
This is why this guy is so dangerous for our great country. He actually believes he knows more than all the experts.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26994 on: December 24, 2018, 01:28:03 PM »
What percentage of voters understand the golf analogy?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26995 on: December 24, 2018, 01:51:15 PM »
What percentage of voters understand the golf analogy?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26996 on: December 24, 2018, 02:11:05 PM »
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The Fed is like a powerful golfer who can’t score because he has no touch - he can’t putt!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26997 on: December 24, 2018, 02:19:57 PM »
Be nice to the people on the way up because you are going to meet the same people on the way down.
DOW keeps setting new records!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26998 on: December 24, 2018, 02:21:04 PM »
The Fed is like a powerful golfer who can’t score because he has no touch - he can’t putt!
I don't get it since golfers don't "score".
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« Reply #26999 on: December 24, 2018, 02:22:16 PM »
Be nice to the people on the way up because you are going to meet the same people on the way down.
DOW keeps setting new records!!!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/dow-dives-653-points-to-below-22000-sandp-500-enters-bear-market-worst-christmas-eve-ever/ar-BBRmC0r?ocid=spartandhp
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