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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3860062 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27040 on: December 27, 2018, 10:16:42 PM »
I know NYC likes to light up he Empire State Building for different occasions. But lightning up the whole sky blue is taking the blue wave just a bit to far.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27041 on: December 27, 2018, 10:20:09 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 27, 2018, 10:15:31 PM
I think google should hire you, you're indexing the left wing propaganda very nicely  ;)
Facts is not propaganda. KAC alternative facts is propaganda.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27042 on: December 28, 2018, 09:50:28 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27043 on: December 28, 2018, 10:31:19 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27044 on: December 28, 2018, 10:42:17 AM »
Quote from: BP16 on December 28, 2018, 10:31:19 AM
Cant be that stupid if even the Latinos agree.
https://www.apnews.com/d7b5b923883141d99a5c0da768a5e59a
I would really love to hear this explanation. Please tell me how you took from that article that Latinos agree with the wall?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27045 on: December 28, 2018, 10:44:00 AM »
Quote from: BP16 on December 28, 2018, 10:31:19 AM
Cant be that stupid if even the Latinos agree.
https://www.apnews.com/d7b5b923883141d99a5c0da768a5e59a
Which ones agree? The ones that are here already? It is like this site. The n00bs want everything posted. Once they learn about it then don't want it posted anymore. Looking at the selfish part instead of the big picture. The big picture is immigration reform not the stupid wall.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27046 on: December 28, 2018, 10:48:37 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 28, 2018, 10:44:00 AM
Which ones agree? The ones that are here already? It is like this site. The n00bs want everything posted. Once they learn about it then don't want it posted anymore. Looking at the selfish part instead of the big picture. The big picture is immigration reform not the stupid wall.
Didn't read the article. I would just mention that there are two big pictures. Immigration reform, and border security. The wall falls into the latter category
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27047 on: December 28, 2018, 10:52:08 AM »
Quote from: yitzgar on December 28, 2018, 10:48:37 AM
Didn't read the article. I would just mention that there are two big pictures. Immigration reform, and border security. The wall falls into the latter category
Lol, the article says that latino support for GOP has stayed steady - steady at ~30%. And that the main driver for that is religion (ie abortion). And that despite the 30% remaining steady, the GOP should worry anyway, since the remaining 60-70% that support the D's is potentially energized and will turn up in higher percentages.

Just so we're clear on what was actually posted there.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27048 on: December 28, 2018, 10:55:59 AM »
Quote from: yitzgar on December 28, 2018, 10:48:37 AM
Didn't read the article. I would just mention that there are two big pictures. Immigration reform, and border security. The wall falls into the latter category
True and the wall is just a small part of border security. We are no longer in the 1800's and need advanced technology.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27049 on: December 28, 2018, 11:14:54 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 28, 2018, 10:55:59 AM
True and the wall is just a small part of border security. We are no longer in the 1800's and need advanced technology.
The security wall works in Israel perfectly, when was the last time there was a suicide bomber? 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27050 on: December 28, 2018, 11:17:25 AM »
Quote from: BP16 on December 28, 2018, 11:14:54 AM
The security wall works in Israel perfectly, when was the last time there was a suicide bomber?
I'm sure they don't have any security in place besides the wall
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27051 on: December 28, 2018, 11:19:20 AM »
Quote from: BP16 on December 28, 2018, 11:14:54 AM
The security wall works in Israel perfectly, when was the last time there was a suicide bomber?
So are you saying since they had the wall there has been no suicide bombers?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27052 on: December 28, 2018, 11:25:49 AM »
Quote from: yitzgar on December 28, 2018, 11:17:25 AM
I'm sure they don't have any security in place besides the wall
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 28, 2018, 11:19:20 AM
So are you saying since they had the wall there has been no suicide bombers?
Its a huge help to the security of Israel.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27053 on: December 28, 2018, 11:32:08 AM »
Quote from: BP16 on December 28, 2018, 11:25:49 AM
Its a huge help to the security of Israel.
Yes and they are keeping out terrorist. Rules of engagement are different. That won't fly here. You can't shoot people trying to get over the wall.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27054 on: December 28, 2018, 01:04:47 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 28, 2018, 11:32:08 AM
Yes and they are keeping out terrorist. Rules of engagement are different. That won't fly here. You can't shoot people trying to get over the wall.
That still doesn't change the fact that walls were a game changer for Israel, and it would be a game changer for us.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27055 on: December 28, 2018, 01:31:05 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on December 28, 2018, 01:04:47 PM
That still doesn't change the fact that walls were a game changer for Israel, and it would be a game changer for us.
You have no facts to back it up.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27056 on: December 28, 2018, 01:46:28 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 28, 2018, 01:31:05 PM
You have no facts to back it up.
The fact is that walls work, and if you want proof just look at israel. I'm not sure which facts are missing.
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« Reply #27057 on: December 29, 2018, 05:04:53 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27058 on: December 29, 2018, 05:06:29 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on December 28, 2018, 01:46:28 PM
The fact is that walls work, and if you want proof just look at israel. I'm not sure which facts are missing.
Just because you say something is a fact does not make it so. I can show countries where gun control works. So using your logic we should have it here because it works in another country?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27059 on: December 29, 2018, 05:42:30 PM »


Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 29, 2018, 05:06:29 PM
I can show countries where gun control works.

Which country?
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