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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3839877 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27060 on: December 29, 2018, 05:50:27 PM »
Japan for starters.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27061 on: December 29, 2018, 06:49:20 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 29, 2018, 05:04:53 PM
This scumbag continues his attacks on the middle class.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-moves-to-freeze-pay-for-federal-workers-amid-government-shutdown/ar-BBRznwj?ocid=spartandhp
So let them get a different job that pays better.
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 29, 2018, 05:06:29 PM
Just because you say something is a fact does not make it so. I can show countries where gun control works. So using your logic we should have it here because it works in another country?
Ok, so look at San diego.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27062 on: December 29, 2018, 07:03:21 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on December 29, 2018, 06:49:20 PM
So let them get a different job that pays better.
What kind on non-sense is that. They deserve a pay raise and this scum bag is trying to stop it because in his peanut brain he thinks they are D's.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27063 on: December 29, 2018, 07:04:04 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on December 29, 2018, 06:49:20 PM
Ok, so look at San diego.
What about SD?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27064 on: December 29, 2018, 07:04:52 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 29, 2018, 07:03:21 PM
What kind on non-sense is that. They deserve a pay raise and this scum bag is trying to stop it because in his peanut brain he thinks they are D's.
No one deserves more that their market value.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27065 on: December 29, 2018, 07:06:46 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on December 29, 2018, 07:04:52 PM
No one deserves more that their market value.
They have a pay raise coming and they should get it. It was already passed.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27066 on: December 29, 2018, 07:51:56 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27067 on: December 29, 2018, 08:12:15 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 29, 2018, 07:51:56 PM
So true
So it is not the D's fault as Trump claims? You can't have it both ways.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27068 on: December 29, 2018, 08:14:57 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 29, 2018, 08:12:15 PM
So it is not the D's fault as Trump claims? You can't have it both ways.
you gotta put on a new pair of glasses
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27069 on: December 29, 2018, 08:15:58 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 29, 2018, 08:14:57 PM
you gotta put on a new pair of glasses
As usual you don't want to answer a simple question.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27070 on: December 29, 2018, 09:55:36 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 29, 2018, 08:15:58 PM
As usual you don't want to answer a simple question.
Not any diff than I guy I know that just says Kool aid whenever he’s in a pickle
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27071 on: December 29, 2018, 10:06:46 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 29, 2018, 08:15:58 PM
As usual you don't want to answer a simple question.
I'm not interested wasting my breath to get back some lemon-aid, but you saw that trump blamed the D's for not letting them build the wall, had there been a wall the kid wouldn't walk such a long stretch for dreaming the impossible and stay safe.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27072 on: December 29, 2018, 10:10:54 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 29, 2018, 10:06:46 PM
I'm not interested wasting my breath to get back some lemon-aid, but you saw that trump blamed the D's for not letting them build the wall, had there been a wall the kid wouldn't walk such a long stretch for dreaming the impossible and stay safe.
He blamed the D's for the deaths.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27073 on: December 29, 2018, 10:12:29 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 29, 2018, 10:10:54 PM
He blamed the D's for the cause of the deaths.
FIFY
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27074 on: December 29, 2018, 10:12:54 PM »
Quote from: Jellybelly on December 29, 2018, 09:55:36 PM
Not any diff than I guy I know that just says Kool aid whenever he’s in a pickle
You don't get in a pickle when you are trashing a scumbag. You get in a pickle trying to defend the scumbag while you are drinking the Kool-Aid.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27075 on: December 29, 2018, 10:15:40 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 29, 2018, 10:12:29 PM
FIFY
Get your head out the sand and stop drinking the Kool-Aid. Call this scumbag out for what he is.

“Any deaths of children or others at the Border are strictly the fault of the Democrats and their pathetic immigration policies that allow people to make the long trek thinking they can enter our country illegally,”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27076 on: December 29, 2018, 10:18:04 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 29, 2018, 10:15:40 PM
Get your head out the sand and stop drinking the Kool-Aid. Call this scumbag out for what he is.

“Any deaths of children or others at the Border are strictly the fault of the Democrats and their pathetic immigration policies that allow people to make the long trek thinking they can enter our country illegally,”
its really interesting we can both read the same line, for you it raises questions, for me it answers the questions you have. #powerOfGlasses
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27077 on: December 29, 2018, 10:23:09 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 29, 2018, 10:18:04 PM
its really interesting we can both read the same line, for you it raises questions, for me it answers the questions you have. #powerOfGlasses
I guess you need reading comprehension 101. Do you know what "fault" means? It doesn't mean "cause" like you try to spin it.

He is also blaming (fault) the D's for any deaths that might occur. This scumbag will blame anyone but himself. Keep defending this scumbag!  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27078 on: December 29, 2018, 10:31:31 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on December 29, 2018, 10:23:09 PM
I guess you need reading comprehension 101. Do you know what "fault" means? It doesn't mean "cause" like you try to spin it.

He is also blaming (fault) the D's for any deaths that might occur. This scumbag will blame anyone but himself. Keep defending this scumbag!  :P
trump is not a brisker tamlid, all he is doing is punching back the blame that was dishonestly thrown at his government and I didn't see you pointing out the untruthfulness of those media outlets.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27079 on: December 29, 2018, 11:40:17 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 29, 2018, 10:31:31 PM
trump is not a brisker tamlid, all he is doing is punching back the blame that was dishonestly thrown at his government and I didn't see you pointing out the untruthfulness of those media outlets.
Show me where they are dishonest and I will call them out. I won't try and defend them like you are doing with Trump.
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