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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 954337 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27120 on: January 09, 2019, 10:37:15 PM »
https://dailycaller.com/2019/01/07/white-house-preparations-ginsburg/

I don't know if our political system would survive the freak out this would spark...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27122 on: January 16, 2019, 05:53:03 PM »
Could you please wake up realdonaldtrump and CM quite boring today

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27123 on: January 17, 2019, 12:21:54 AM »
Iím expecting a lot of tweets from Trump tomorrow morning,
my guess around 630 AM
Will prob go nuts about pelosi and Hoyer canceling the SOTU

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27124 on: January 17, 2019, 12:44:07 AM »
Fwd:@JackPosobiec: POTUS is livid about the attack in Syria today and said the Pentagon should have pulled the troops out when he originally ordered...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27125 on: January 17, 2019, 05:03:33 PM »
Oh yeah...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27126 on: January 22, 2019, 03:52:55 PM »
trying the Heimlich maneuver to live up @ChaimMoskowitz

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27127 on: January 24, 2019, 01:49:41 AM »
@ChaimMoskowitz we didn't forget about you


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27128 on: February 03, 2019, 09:52:22 AM »
Ralph. Northam. Lol

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27129 on: February 03, 2019, 10:05:06 AM »
Ralph. Northam. Lol

Too bad @ChaimMoskowitz isn't here to tell us that all racists are Republicans...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27130 on: February 03, 2019, 11:20:13 AM »
trying the Heimlich maneuver to live up @ChaimMoskowitz
@ChaimMoskowitz we didn't forget about you
Too bad @ChaimMoskowitz isn't here to tell us that all racists are Republicans...

WOW he is really living in your heads rent free.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27131 on: February 04, 2019, 04:32:08 PM »
WOW he is really living in your heads rent free.
that would have been scary if @ChaimMoskowitz  was the one who 'liked' your post... :o :o
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27132 on: February 05, 2019, 09:36:56 PM »
Politicians are living behind guarded areas and protection.. 

We will stop it we will stop it fast!

Wayyy down..

Over an hour speech already..

#StateOfTheUnion..
« Last Edit: February 05, 2019, 09:57:12 PM by myi »
Don't try to be someone else , be who you are because everyone else is taken.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27133 on: February 05, 2019, 09:38:44 PM »
MAGA!
Give me TRUMP or give me death.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27134 on: February 05, 2019, 10:03:54 PM »
To prohibit late born abortion.
Don't try to be someone else , be who you are because everyone else is taken.