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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1180529 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27150 on: March 07, 2019, 08:10:43 PM »
@ChaimMoskowitz feeling lonely? come visit us @ the points roundtable, We will be back soon



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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27151 on: March 08, 2019, 01:58:24 AM »


« Last Edit: March 08, 2019, 02:02:14 AM by yesitsme »

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I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27154 on: March 17, 2019, 08:35:59 AM »
Reuters: Propaganda agency of the Democratic Party

https://www.dailywire.com/news/44759/reuters-admits-they-sat-bombshell-beto-orourke-ryan-saavedra
What kind of person fantasizes about mowing kids down ? If this is true he should immediately drop out of the race

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27155 on: March 17, 2019, 09:34:09 AM »
What kind of person fantasizes about mowing kids down ? If this is true he should immediately drop out of the race

Still up

http://textfiles.com/groups/CDC/cDc-0073.txt

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27157 on: March 24, 2019, 11:17:15 PM »
Awfully quiet here...
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27159 on: March 24, 2019, 11:40:57 PM »
So is Mueller also paid off by putin?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27160 on: March 24, 2019, 11:49:17 PM »
So is Mueller also paid off by putin?
According to ChaimMoskowitz he was paid off by ilherman & aygart.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27161 on: March 25, 2019, 01:03:10 PM »
Ha'am im HaGolan.

Yasher koach Mr. Trump.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27162 on: March 31, 2019, 09:10:40 AM »
...and meanwhile the untainted Mueller investigation is going full speed ahead. Can you say "Lock him up"?  :)
Apparently not ;)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27164 on: April 02, 2019, 11:05:22 PM »

Whats the chances hes telling the truth?

He's probably not making it up, but his definition of "damning" is probably very different than what it is for most people.