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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1212924 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27225 on: July 02, 2019, 09:42:27 AM »
We have a lunatic with nukes and another lunatic that wants nukes. You are worried about the one who wants them and dismisses the one who already has them. Maybe if you put the US first your points would carry some water.
As a father I can tell you that it's easier to not give my kids a lolly than to take it away from them once they have it in their mouth.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27226 on: July 02, 2019, 09:54:44 AM »
As a father I can tell you that it's easier to not give my kids a lolly than to take it away from them once they have it in their mouth.
And as a father you should know you don't reward bad behavior.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27227 on: July 02, 2019, 10:13:35 AM »
And as a father you should know you don't reward bad behavior.  ;)
but I do bribe my kids to switch from bad behavior to good

I think I need parenting classes :D
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27228 on: July 02, 2019, 10:28:18 AM »
We have a lunatic with nukes and another lunatic that wants nukes. You are worried about the one who wants them and dismisses the one who already has them. Maybe if you put the US first your points would carry some water.
Please leave out the anti Semitic tropes. They are beneath you.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27229 on: July 02, 2019, 12:48:17 PM »
Please leave out the anti Semitic tropes. They are beneath you.
Don't try and turn facts into anti Semitic tropes. That is beneath you.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27230 on: July 02, 2019, 12:48:55 PM »
I think I need parenting classes :D
No need for classes. You will learn on the fly.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27231 on: July 02, 2019, 05:30:04 PM »
We didn't even get to Putin who he has his head so far up his *ss he can't see.

 Which recent president do you believe was tougher (policy-wise) on Russia?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27232 on: July 02, 2019, 06:05:58 PM »
Which recent president do you believe was tougher (policy-wise) on Russia?
Since Trump isn't tough at all, just pick one.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27233 on: July 02, 2019, 08:45:33 PM »
Since Trump isn't tough at all, just pick one.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27235 on: July 02, 2019, 10:26:54 PM »
where is that Jewish guy with that weird picture of candles? he use to be busy here. is he here with a different name who knows??!!!!!!
Now this is a conspiracy. Emkay is CV? Who would've thought!

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