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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1212963 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27570 on: July 23, 2019, 11:57:06 PM »
When you want to make it sound like you're doing someone a huge favor, you're giving them a tax break. From another perspective, you're agreeing to stop beating them up and taking quite as much of their lunch money. What a gift!
Who said anything about doing anyone a favor? Now you want equate taxing someone and beating someone up? You understand one is legal and the other one is not?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27571 on: July 23, 2019, 11:57:43 PM »
Well the wall would benefit the entire country... so Iím not sure which logic your using

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27572 on: July 23, 2019, 11:59:25 PM »
Who said anything about doing anyone a favor? Not you want equate taxing someone and beating someone up? You understand one is legal and the other one is not?
Iíll try one more time, basically taking less shouldnt be called giving

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27573 on: July 23, 2019, 11:59:43 PM »


Should we have a special wall tax on everyone in the country to build the wall Mexico is paying for?

No
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27574 on: July 24, 2019, 12:00:41 AM »
Well the wall would benefit the entire country...
That is your spin on it.

The problem is most of you live such a sheltered life.
Check out the poll results
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27575 on: July 24, 2019, 12:02:33 AM »
Iíll try one more time, basically taking less shouldnt be called giving
No need to try as I understand what you are saying. You are turning the discussion from the scumbag behavior of the R's who claim to support or hero's to this non-sense.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27576 on: July 24, 2019, 12:03:35 AM »
That is your spin on it.

The problem is most of you live such a sheltered life.
Check out the poll results
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=105592.0
I donít consider that a problem, considering todayís society.
Mind if I ask, how many genders theyíre up to do far? Not sure itís true but someone told me that Facebook has over 70 options for gender....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27577 on: July 24, 2019, 12:03:45 AM »
That is your spin on it.

The problem is most of you live such a sheltered life.
Check out the poll results
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=105592.0
Most of us are younger than you. We discussed that already.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27578 on: July 24, 2019, 12:09:44 AM »
Most of us are younger than you. We discussed that already.
And how many older members (in age) know what it meant?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27579 on: July 24, 2019, 12:13:40 AM »
And how many older members (in age) know what it meant?

Wouldn't it be a good thing for a society to not be familiar with racial slurs?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27580 on: July 24, 2019, 12:15:59 AM »
I donít consider that a problem, considering todayís society.
You might not think it is a problem especially if you are living a sheltered life. How would you know if it was a problem? You been sheltered from it.  :)
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« Reply #27581 on: July 24, 2019, 12:17:32 AM »
Wouldn't it be a good thing for a society to not be familiar with racial slurs?
You mean like the tree in the forest? Hope we don't need a poll for that one.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27582 on: July 24, 2019, 12:32:34 AM »
Why was Trump MIA on the 9/11 victim fund? Why wasn't he twitting his support every day for it?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27583 on: July 24, 2019, 12:45:47 AM »
Pity that the 911 victims are not people of color. There would've been another Trump Is Racist example.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27584 on: July 24, 2019, 12:50:30 AM »
Pity that the 911 victims are not people of color. There would've been another Trump Is Racist example.
Look who is back.  :)
You want to answer the question why Trump was MIA?
We don't need any more examples of Trump being a racist. That one is a done deal.
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