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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2760 on: September 12, 2016, 04:42:12 PM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on September 12, 2016, 04:40:55 PM
MN judge ruled for RPM. Trump on ballot.
It would have been a free-for-all if he didn't.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2761 on: September 12, 2016, 06:27:09 PM »
Wolf Blitzer: Would you call David Duke “deplorable”?

Pence: “I’m not in the name calling business…”

This is what happens when you join the Trump ticket.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2762 on: September 12, 2016, 06:55:44 PM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on September 12, 2016, 06:27:09 PM
Wolf Blitzer: Would you call David Duke “deplorable”?

Pence: “I’m not in the name calling business…”

This is what happens when you join the Trump ticket.
http://nation.foxnews.com/2016/08/25/flashback-hillary-clinton-praised-former-kkk-member-robert-byrd-friend-and-mentor

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2763 on: September 12, 2016, 07:00:57 PM »
That's an insipid comparison. Robert Byrd left the Klan and apologized for his past. Duke's whole career was and is based on anti-Semitism.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2764 on: September 12, 2016, 07:12:23 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on September 12, 2016, 07:00:57 PM
That's an insipid comparison. Robert Byrd left the Klan and apologized for his past. Duke's whole career was and is based on anti-Semitism.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/06/30/glenn-beck-setting-record-straight-on-senator-byrd.html
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2765 on: September 12, 2016, 08:03:15 PM »
Who is running HRC's campaign? And why weren't they fired?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2766 on: September 12, 2016, 08:03:53 PM »
Your link does not refute my point, you realize?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2767 on: September 12, 2016, 08:06:34 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on September 12, 2016, 08:03:53 PM
Your link does not refute my point, you realize?
He left the Klan and apologized but his sincerity is very questionable. The only thing making him the lamed vovnik she describes him as was the D after his name.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2768 on: September 12, 2016, 08:07:46 PM »
Quote from: Baruch on September 12, 2016, 08:03:15 PM
Who is running HRC's campaign? And why weren't they fired?
Because all the things you think about Trump are there in Hillary.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2769 on: September 12, 2016, 08:23:39 PM »
Quote from: aygart on September 12, 2016, 08:07:46 PM
Because all the things you think about Trump are there in Hillary.
Disagree. She's terrible. Trump is a disaster.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2772 on: September 12, 2016, 10:20:04 PM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on September 12, 2016, 10:15:17 PM


What about an easy to open pistachio? Would have won in a landslide...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2773 on: September 12, 2016, 10:22:21 PM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on September 12, 2016, 10:15:17 PM

Wasn't Ben Gurion called the hard nut?

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The winery became known mainly for its fine quality liqueurs and brandy produced under the Hard Nut Liqueur label, named in honor of Ben Gurion, who was famously known as a “hard nut to crack.”
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2776 on: September 13, 2016, 12:28:19 AM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on September 12, 2016, 06:27:09 PM
Wolf Blitzer: Would you call David Duke “deplorable”?

Pence: “I’m not in the name calling business…”

This is what happens when you join the Trump ticket.
Very dishonest of you to leave out the first part:

PENCE: "As I’ve told you the last time I was on, I'm not sure why the media keeps dropping David Duke's name. Donald Trump has denounced David Duke repeatedly. We don't want his support and we don't want the support of people who think like him."

BLITZER: "You called him a deplorable. You would call him a deplorable?"

PENCE: "No, I'm not in the name-calling business, Wolf, you know me better than that."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2777 on: September 13, 2016, 12:29:29 AM »
Wow, that itself was deplorable.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2779 on: September 13, 2016, 12:39:04 AM »
Quote from: good sam on September 13, 2016, 12:28:19 AM
Very dishonest of you to leave out the first part:

PENCE: "As I’ve told you the last time I was on, I'm not sure why the media keeps dropping David Duke's name. Donald Trump has denounced David Duke repeatedly. We don't want his support and we don't want the support of people who think like him."

BLITZER: "You called him a deplorable. You would call him a deplorable?"

PENCE: "No, I'm not in the name-calling business, Wolf, you know me better than that."
He acted like a natural Hillary supporter. What are you surprised? That's why they are all about.
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