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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1210624 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27615 on: July 25, 2019, 12:46:42 AM »
You want to mock AOC go right ahead. You won't see me say one word. Some individuals bring it on themselves like Trump and AOC.
Mueller is not one of them. He served our country honorably. He conducted an unbiased investigation. He issued an unbiased report. He didn't start or ask for the investigation.
I agree with most of this, but I'm pretty sure the investigation was biased, and I'm not sure that the report wasn't.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27616 on: July 25, 2019, 01:12:07 AM »
What did he do to be mocked? Or do you just like to mock people for fun?
He didnít exonerate trump. Was he hired to exonerate him??? Heís mocking himself!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27617 on: July 25, 2019, 07:33:41 AM »
He didnít exonerate trump. Was he hired to exonerate him??? Heís mocking himself!
Stop drinking the Hannity Kool-Aid.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27618 on: July 25, 2019, 08:19:13 AM »
I agree with most of this, but I'm pretty sure the investigation was biased, and I'm not sure that the report wasn't.

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The assumption that it was an unbiased investigation was based on Mueller's reputation. If (as it seems from his testimony) he was not running the show, what indication is there that the investigation was unbiased?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27619 on: July 25, 2019, 08:21:58 AM »
Stop drinking the Hannity Kool-Aid.
Not sure how this relates to Hannity.
Is this is all you got to respond? Justice at its best

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27620 on: July 25, 2019, 08:22:29 AM »
Trump 2020 Campaign To Simply Air Unedited Footage Of Democrats Talking

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-2020-campaign-strategy-of-just-letting-democrats-speak-freely

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27621 on: July 25, 2019, 08:33:11 AM »
Not sure how this relates to Hannity.
Is this is all you got to respond? Justice at its best
Mueller was instructed to give a private report to the AG about his findings. That is what he did. The rest is a smokescreen because some don't like parts of the report.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27622 on: July 25, 2019, 08:38:21 AM »
The assumption that it was an unbiased investigation was based on Mueller's reputation. If (as it seems from his testimony) he was not running the show, what indication is there that the investigation was unbiased?
Read the report. That shows it is unbiased. There are parts both sides don't like. The D's wont accept the Trump campaign did not collude with the Russians. The R's wont accept there were ten situations laid out that could be obstruction.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27623 on: July 25, 2019, 09:14:01 AM »
Mueller was instructed to give a private report to the AG about his findings. That is what he did. The rest is a smokescreen because some don't like parts of the report.
After all said and done you donít agree trump was exonerated? By mueller stating otherwise it proves heís a hack

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27624 on: July 25, 2019, 09:16:44 AM »
After all said and done you donít agree trump was exonerated? By mueller stating otherwise it proves heís a hack
How was he exonerated regarding obstruction?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27625 on: July 25, 2019, 09:17:07 AM »
After all said and done you donít agree trump was exonerated? By mueller stating otherwise it proves heís a hack
First you say his job was not to exonerate. Now you say he was exonerated. That is why you are a Kool-Aid Hannity drinker. Try reading reading the report instead of drinking the Kool-Aid.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27626 on: July 25, 2019, 09:18:20 AM »
How was he exonerated regarding obstruction?
Because laying out ten situations where obstruction might have been committed means you are exonerated to the Kool-Aid drinkers.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27627 on: July 25, 2019, 11:54:36 AM »
How was he exonerated regarding obstruction?
Weíre you ever taught something called the constitution and bill of rights?
To my knowledge we are all exonerated until we are indicted!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27628 on: July 25, 2019, 12:01:01 PM »
Weíre you ever taught something called the constitution and bill of rights?
To my knowledge we are all exonerated until we are convicted

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27629 on: July 25, 2019, 12:02:51 PM »
Because laying out ten situations where obstruction might have been committed and not concluding that a crime was committed means you are exonerated in our country :)
FTFY