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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1307214 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27675 on: July 26, 2019, 10:07:06 AM »
Looks like there’s currently a lot of talent in the Republican Party.
I hope Nikki Haley chooses well when picking a running mate in 2024.
Very impressed with Jim Jordan, Doug Collins, Gaetz, the guy with one eye amongst others..

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27676 on: July 26, 2019, 10:09:27 AM »
So what is the difference between that and a religion. That statement out here fits with Trump and thus one of yours fits with Omar and Tlaib
Claiming BO is loyal to Islam is 100% false so it is based on racism or ignorance. Saying someone is loyal to xyz after that person states he/she is loyal to xyz is based on 100% facts.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27677 on: July 26, 2019, 10:10:10 AM »
Very impressed with Jim Jordan,
You would as the #1 Hannity Kool-Aid drinker!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27678 on: July 26, 2019, 10:11:37 AM »
Claiming BO is loyal to Islam is 100% false so it is based on racism or ignorance. Saying someone is loyal to xyz after that person states he/she is loyal to xyz is based on 100% facts.
The first part is a matter of opinion and the person said it about people who have not said anything about loyalty to other countries.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27679 on: July 26, 2019, 10:12:07 AM »
You would as the #1 Hannity Kool-Aid drinker!!!
me or Jordan?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27680 on: July 26, 2019, 10:13:41 AM »
Did you hear him speak by the Mueller testimony? That was a beauty

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27681 on: July 26, 2019, 10:17:58 AM »
The first part is a matter of opinion...
That is like saying the sun will rise tomorrow is an opinion. You what to call a 99.9999 certainty an opinion fine.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27682 on: July 26, 2019, 10:18:30 AM »
me or Jordan?
Jordan but you are fast approaching.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27683 on: July 26, 2019, 10:21:25 AM »
Can you imagine if Kamala Harris got the nomination? Racist members here would have a triple nightmare. BO on steroids.  :)
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« Reply #27684 on: July 26, 2019, 10:52:50 AM »
That is like saying the sun will rise tomorrow is an opinion. You what to call a 99.9999 certainty an opinion fine.
How is it demonstrably false? I really don't put thought into whether people have this or that loyalty etc. That whole idea is somewhat of a bigoted way of labeling things in and of itself. Just decide if the policy being advanced is good or bad. Why be busy with loyal or not loyal. That is very Trumpian.
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« Reply #27685 on: July 26, 2019, 10:53:11 AM »
Can you imagine if Kamala Harris got the nomination? Racist members here would have a triple nightmare. BO on steroids.  :)
How is she BO on steroids?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27686 on: July 26, 2019, 12:19:42 PM »
How is she BO on steroids?
BO - black and D - Double nightmare
KH - black, D and a women - Triple nightmare
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27687 on: July 26, 2019, 12:34:22 PM »
BO - black and D - Double nightmare
KH - black, D and a women - Triple nightmare
Excuse my ignorance what does D stand for?
Dumb?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #27688 on: July 26, 2019, 12:37:29 PM »
My first eligible year will be 2020, so must not be me.
so.... you have made your decision?
I'm going crazy, wanna come along?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27689 on: July 26, 2019, 12:45:12 PM »
Excuse my ignorance what does D stand for?
Dumb?
For you or KH?  :P
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