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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1180053 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27825 on: August 05, 2019, 09:58:49 AM »
So it's Trump's fault now?
No and I never said that. Expect better from you.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27826 on: August 05, 2019, 10:00:30 AM »
Presidents laughs when one of his supporters says shoot immigrants. Now a Kool-Aid drinker commits mass murder. Is it still funny? How about if instead of the white supremacist choosing a WM he choose a synagogue? Would it be just as funny?
If the manifesto is from the murderer, then he clearly states that it's not Trump, that made him do it. ( It's Trump's inability to build a wall and keep illegal immigrants out..)

If Trump needs to dial down the rhetoric? Of course. Needs to come out against White Supremacists? Sure.

But you can't blame him for EVERYTHING.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27827 on: August 05, 2019, 10:02:59 AM »
But you can't blame him for EVERYTHING.
Your reading comprehension is failing you today.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27828 on: August 05, 2019, 10:10:42 AM »
Your reading comprehension is failing you today.
You're right. YOU seemingly can blame him for everything.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27829 on: August 05, 2019, 10:17:58 AM »
You're right. YOU seemingly can blame him for everything.
You can try and twist it any way you want. Just like many others always try and say BO did this or that. Who cares about BO, he is not president.
Try addressing the question at hand unless like others here you are just afraid to.
Presidents laughs when one of his supporters says shoot immigrants. Now a Kool-Aid drinker commits mass murder. Is it still funny? How about if instead of the white supremacist choosing a WM he choose a synagogue? Would it be just as funny?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27830 on: August 05, 2019, 11:00:11 AM »


Here he jokes about killing innocent people and still defend this.   


He says we can't do that and shakes his head.
Not sure how you interpreted that laugh as an agreement.
Maybe you should mix your brandy with some koolaid.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27831 on: August 05, 2019, 11:01:19 AM »

He says we can't do that and shakes his head.
Not sure how you interpreted that laugh as an agreement.
Maybe you should mix your brandy with some koolaid.
You are so far gone there is no help for you. You also going to claim the crowd was not cheering when he made the joke?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27832 on: August 05, 2019, 11:03:58 AM »
You are so far gone there is no help for you. You also going to claim the crowd was not cheering when he made the joke?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27833 on: August 05, 2019, 11:23:00 AM »
Deflection, Your Hounor!
He makes a joke about shooting (murdering) immigrants. The crowd cheers at the joke. Are you trying to say he wasn't joking?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27834 on: August 05, 2019, 11:36:38 AM »
He makes a joke about shooting (murdering) immigrants. The crowd cheers at the joke. Are you trying to say he wasn't joking?
Complete and utter nonsense.

He says we CAN'T use force, someone in the crowd yells "Shoot them" and he gives a SAD laugh while shaking his head.
And he says only in the panhandle you can get away with that statement.

You're just perverting something into the way you want to see it, when it's clearly not true.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27835 on: August 05, 2019, 11:53:29 AM »
Complete and utter nonsense.

He says we CAN'T use force, someone in the crowd yells "Shoot them" and he gives a SAD laugh while shaking his head.
And he says only in the panhandle you can get away with that statement.

You're just perverting something into the way you want to see it, when it's clearly not true.
It is a simple question. Was he making a joke or was he serious? Why are you and so many others afraid to answer a simple question?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27836 on: August 05, 2019, 12:09:58 PM »
It is a simple question. Was he making a joke or was he serious? Why are you and so many others afraid to answer a simple question?
Was he making a joke when he said what? Please quote what he said.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27837 on: August 05, 2019, 12:13:21 PM »
Was he making a joke when he said what? Please quote what he said.
He is DUI of nevertrump koolaid. No way he can answer that.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27838 on: August 05, 2019, 12:26:09 PM »
Was he making a joke when he said what? Please quote what he said.
I will do better than that.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27839 on: August 05, 2019, 12:36:03 PM »
The robot response he gave today was pathetic. I thought I was watching Mueller. Can't even get cities right after preparing a whole day. No wonder he wouldn't take questions but they are coming anyway.
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