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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770559 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27900 on: August 07, 2019, 01:43:11 PM »
Well, I guess so. That would be like saying white teenagers own smartphones and then someone saying that everyone else also owns them is just adding on.
Except the second part is not true.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27901 on: August 07, 2019, 05:03:21 PM »
This guy is completely detached from reality.

Asked earlier as he left the White House about criticism of his divisive rhetoric on race and immigration, the president insisted "my rhetoric brings people together."
"I do think we have toned it down,"
he told reporters.

The only people it brings together are the racist and white supremacists.  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27902 on: August 07, 2019, 05:43:29 PM »
This guy is completely detached from reality.

Asked earlier as he left the White House about criticism of his divisive rhetoric on race and immigration, the president insisted "my rhetoric brings people together."
"I do think we have toned it down,"
he told reporters.

The only people it brings together are the racist and white supremacists.  >:( >:( >:(
I don’t think anything he’ll do or say will make you and all other loony lefties change their mind

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27903 on: August 07, 2019, 06:04:32 PM »
I don’t think anything he’ll do or say will make you and all other loony lefties change their mind
Great answer. Now explain how his racist rhetoric brings real Americans together. I would love to have a fake Americans perspective.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27904 on: August 07, 2019, 06:37:51 PM »
People panicking all over the country over what they fear is gunshots. Good thing the presidents WS/racist rhetoric is bringing everyone together.  >:( >:( >:( 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27905 on: August 07, 2019, 10:10:30 PM »
I heard antifa was threatening to shut down the Sturgis rally this week in SD. I haven’t heard anything in the news so far. I guess they chickened out. Would’ve been fun to watch 😂

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27906 on: August 07, 2019, 10:37:15 PM »
Hey @CountValentine , did you see the interview on MSNBC, where the guy says that Trumps lowering the flags till 8/8 cuz it’s a significant number for neo-nazis? These guys are nuts!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27907 on: August 07, 2019, 11:09:00 PM »
Hey @CountValentine , did you see the interview on MSNBC, where the guy says that Trumps lowering the flags till 8/8 cuz it’s a significant number for neo-nazis? These guys are nuts!
That is not what he said.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27908 on: August 07, 2019, 11:31:52 PM »
That is not what he said.
What did he say?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27909 on: August 08, 2019, 05:53:54 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27910 on: August 08, 2019, 06:07:49 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27911 on: August 08, 2019, 06:30:11 PM »
I failed foreign policy on all fronts. Russia, NK, South America and the Middle East.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/a-scathing-new-pentagon-report-blames-trump-for-the-return-of-isis-in-syria-and-iraq/ar-AAFx8P0?ocid=spartanntp
This article is claiming the US defeated ISIS in Syria?? I thought Russia did that!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27912 on: August 08, 2019, 06:31:42 PM »
This article is claiming the US defeated ISIS in Syria?? I thought Russia did that!!
Not sure as I didn't read the article.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27913 on: August 08, 2019, 08:11:56 PM »
You are a special kind of scumbag when you go to the hospital of the victims and talk about your rallies and yourself. No wonder the victims did not want to meet with him. How much lower can this scumbag go? Maybe dinner with racist/anti-Semite David Duke who he claimed he didn't know?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27914 on: August 09, 2019, 01:36:07 PM »
If only Trump would be so honest.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/crowd-erupts-into-laughter-as-modesto-straight-pride-leader-says-hes-part-of-racist-group/ar-AAFx98p?li=BBnb7Kz
"We haven't done anything," he protested. "We're a totally peaceful, racist group."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27915 on: August 11, 2019, 08:12:40 PM »
Has Trump completely lost his mind retweeting these conspiracy theories? Conway got it right.

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1160318043450425344
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27917 on: August 11, 2019, 08:23:51 PM »
Long time ago
Then we might have two senile old white farts to vote for.  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27918 on: August 11, 2019, 08:26:39 PM »
Then we might have two senile old white farts to vote for.  >:( >:( >:(
Ones crazy and ones senile. Reminds me of the last election. Pick your poison.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27919 on: August 11, 2019, 08:28:05 PM »
Ones crazy and ones senile. Reminds me of the last election. Pick your poison.
Sat out the last one.
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