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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
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Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770542 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28001 on: August 20, 2019, 11:21:04 PM »
It is official. Trump tells the NRA he will not pursue background checks. History is going show him as the weakest president of all time.
Link?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28002 on: August 20, 2019, 11:37:15 PM »
I was going to say this guy is driving Trump nuts but he already is.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/scaramucci-launching-pac-to-dismantle-trump-i-can-possibly-move-eight-percent-of-his-voters/ar-AAG5m4e?ocid=spartanntp
Kasich 2.0? 
The only difference is that kasich was respectable person at one point

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28003 on: August 21, 2019, 05:21:37 AM »
Who are you disloyal to when you vote for a D?
What is your answer? @Jellybelly
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28004 on: August 21, 2019, 08:31:00 AM »
What is your answer? @Jellybelly
The Democrat party of today? I’d say your disloyal to the country and probably mankind

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28005 on: August 21, 2019, 09:15:30 AM »
The Democrat party of today? I’d say your disloyal to the country and probably mankind
Let me explain it to you. Trump demands your loyalty because he throws you crumbs. The sad part is you and other Kool-Aid drinkers give it to him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28006 on: August 21, 2019, 11:06:26 AM »
Let me explain it to you. Trump demands your loyalty because he throws you crumbs. The sad part is you and other Kool-Aid drinkers give it to him.
How can you demand ( and receive) loyalty from tens of millions of people if your not China, Russia, NK or Iran? Could it be that you like all another libs are missing out on way people love Trump?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28007 on: August 21, 2019, 11:14:47 AM »
Could it be that you like all another libs are missing out on way people love Trump?
As usual you are missing the point. Trump demands loyalty from Jews in exchange for the crumbs he throws you. He did not even demand loyalty from the white nationalist. Put down the Kool-Aid and open your eyes. Until then you will be a robot just like Trump expects you to be. So pathetic.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28008 on: August 21, 2019, 02:39:14 PM »
He finally came straight out and said it.

“If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel,” Mr. Trump said Wednesday at the White House.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28009 on: August 21, 2019, 04:46:18 PM »
He finally came straight out and said it.

“If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel,” Mr. Trump said Wednesday at the White House.
one of the dumbest things he's ever said and that's saying something

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28010 on: August 21, 2019, 05:12:48 PM »
one of the dumbest things he's ever said and that's saying something
This just exposes who he really is and what he really believes.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28011 on: August 21, 2019, 06:38:20 PM »
Okay, I just opened this thread fro (what I believe is) the first time and read the wiki.

What kind of strange alternate universe is this place?

You're early. You should have waited until 2024 to read the Wiki with the wisdom of retrospect.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28012 on: August 21, 2019, 08:43:52 PM »
Does Israel have a King or Chosen One?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28013 on: August 22, 2019, 12:08:43 AM »
The Israeli news is all busy with this stupidity and quoting Netanyahu that the relationship with Israel is above politics.


The whole idea of expecting loyalty to Israel did not make me happy.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28014 on: August 22, 2019, 09:26:55 AM »
The whole idea of expecting loyalty to Israel did not make me happy.
So you don't like Trump playing to an anti-Semitic stereotype? 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28015 on: August 22, 2019, 09:31:21 AM »


So you don't like Trump playing to an Semitic stereotype?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28016 on: August 22, 2019, 09:35:19 AM »
This just exposes who he really is and what he really believes.
i think it shows that when he says something dumb without thinking about it he will never back off it and will always double down, even if it makes him look worse. This is probably guided by his narcissism.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28017 on: August 22, 2019, 09:36:32 AM »

FTFY
Before I accuse you of drinking Kool-Aid please explain.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28018 on: August 22, 2019, 09:38:13 AM »
i think it shows that when he says something dumb without thinking about it he will never back off it and will always double down, even if it makes him look worse. This is probably guided by his narcissism.
I agree but where do these dumb things come from? Are they engrained from his lifelong beliefs? I say, YES!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28019 on: August 22, 2019, 09:39:12 AM »

FTFY
no defending what he said. He is clearly referring to a dual loyalty smear and that is unacceptable. Imagine if Rashida tlaib had said the exact same thing