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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3847274 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28140 on: September 04, 2019, 03:44:35 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on September 04, 2019, 02:02:00 PM
Trump taking 3.6B from our brave women and men in the military to fund his stupid wall. He cares as much about the military as I do about a pimple on my *ss. How can so many people be so stupid and get conned by this idiot.
I'm sure if you had one you would care.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28141 on: September 04, 2019, 03:47:54 PM »
Quote from: hvaces42 on September 04, 2019, 03:44:35 PM
I'm sure if you had one you would care.
For all I know I do have one. You care to check?  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28142 on: September 04, 2019, 04:06:41 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on September 04, 2019, 03:47:54 PM
For all I know I do have one. You care to check?  :P
What happened you cracked the mirror the last time you looked in it?  ;D
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28143 on: September 04, 2019, 04:16:27 PM »
Quote from: hvaces42 on September 04, 2019, 04:06:41 PM
What happened you cracked the mirror the last time you looked in it?  ;D
Since it you asked the last two times it was a colonoscopy and prostate biopsy that they looked.
Any other questions?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28144 on: September 04, 2019, 11:48:24 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on September 04, 2019, 04:16:27 PM
Since it you asked the last two times it was a colonoscopy and prostate biopsy that they looked.
Any other questions?  :)
Since when do those procedures involve your head and face?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28145 on: September 05, 2019, 11:51:08 AM »
Quote from: Something Fishy on August 15, 2019, 08:03:32 PM
Okay, I just opened this thread fro (what I believe is) the first time and read the wiki.

What kind of strange alternate universe is this place?
The same universe where our president doubles down on #fakenews AL hurricane claims by faking a map?
Unreal.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28146 on: September 05, 2019, 12:22:13 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 05, 2019, 11:51:08 AM
The same universe where our president doubles down on #fakenews AL hurricane claims by faking a map?
Unreal.
You trying to say that map was altered?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28147 on: September 05, 2019, 05:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 05, 2019, 11:51:08 AM
The same universe where our president doubles down on #fakenews AL hurricane claims by faking a map?
Unreal.
As bad as that is, I think it was worse that he re-addressed it at all, considering that by that time the whole forecasted trajectory had changed.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28148 on: September 05, 2019, 05:18:28 PM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on September 05, 2019, 05:14:02 PM
As bad as that is, I think it was worse that he re-addressed it at all, considering that by that time the whole forecasted trajectory had changed.
The idiot is still doubling down. Someone should by him a box of crayons to keep him busy.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28149 on: September 05, 2019, 05:34:09 PM »


Quote from: CountValentine on September 05, 2019, 05:18:28 PM
Someone should by him a box of crayons to keep him busy.

Meh. His sharpie seems to be working fine.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28150 on: September 05, 2019, 05:36:57 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on September 05, 2019, 05:34:09 PM

Meh. His sharpie seems to be working fine.
Then his mind (alleged) is gone since he didn't remember using it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28151 on: September 05, 2019, 11:46:14 PM »
Parts of the Bahamas are completely destroyed. Many have lost their lives. Parts of the east coast can still be hit and this moron is obsessed with trying to defend his lie. He gives pathological liars a bad name.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/fox-news-reporter-says-trump-called-him-into-oval-office-to-argue-he-was-right-about-dorian-threatening-alabama/ar-AAGRVmv?ocid=spartanntp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28152 on: September 06, 2019, 01:08:33 AM »


Quote from: CountValentine on September 04, 2019, 02:02:00 PM
Trump taking 3.6B from our brave women and men in the military to fund his stupid wall. He cares as much about the military as I do about a pimple on my *ss. How can so many people be so stupid and get conned by this idiot.

C'mon he snips a tiny percentage of the military budget that were going to go to projects that aren't so important.

That means he doesn't care?

Quote from: CountValentine on September 05, 2019, 11:46:14 PM
Parts of the Bahamas are completely destroyed. Many have lost their lives. Parts of the east coast can still be hit and this moron is obsessed with trying to defend his lie. He gives arrogant egoists a bad name.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/fox-news-reporter-says-trump-called-him-into-oval-office-to-argue-he-was-right-about-dorian-threatening-alabama/ar-AAGRVmv?ocid=spartanntp

FTFY
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28154 on: September 06, 2019, 10:01:12 AM »
Should I read an article when I dislike the author and subject? It is Friday.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28156 on: September 07, 2019, 10:31:27 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on September 05, 2019, 12:22:13 PM
You trying to say that map was altered?  :)
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Quote from: CountValentine on September 05, 2019, 12:22:13 PM
You trying to say that map was altered?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28159 on: September 07, 2019, 11:50:03 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on September 06, 2019, 10:01:12 AM
Should I read an article when I dislike the author and subject? It is Friday.  :)
I feel like you should often read articles by people you don't agree with (whether you like the person is irrelevant). Anyone who isn't open to hearing from people they don't agree with will never learn and grow.
This doesn't necessarily pertain to all people who you disagree with, some people have lost credibility and the respect that one should have for people that disagree with them. Who those people are is up to each individual and as such you should make a personal decision on whether this author falls into that category
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