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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1123322 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28185 on: September 10, 2019, 05:04:04 PM »
who in the current crop of primary candidates can you say that about?
Have not followed the candidates as it is way to early. I would put Warren almost in the nutcase class but don't know her views on Israel.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28186 on: September 10, 2019, 07:35:29 PM »
All the polls are fake, even FOX except his internal poll. How can you vote for such a delusional person. A danger to America.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-decries-fake-poll-showing-his-approval-rate-in-the-30s/ar-AAH5VMH?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28187 on: September 11, 2019, 01:39:49 PM »
Jon Stewart has been a fearless fighter on behalf of first responders.
With zero help from the top then of all days he has the nerve to try and take credit for it today.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28188 on: September 11, 2019, 03:02:28 PM »
BTW I also remember the Arabs dancing in the street near BP...
Was Trump with you?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Was Trump with you?  :)
No, But its a fact.
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« Reply #28190 on: September 11, 2019, 03:08:55 PM »
No, But its a fact.
I am not disputing that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28191 on: September 11, 2019, 03:09:53 PM »
No, But its a fact.
Gonna cross post to make it clear. You have fake memories. Never happened. And then you wonder how people claim that they were [fill in the blank] as young adolescents or children. "Repressed memories" can also be fake memories.
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« Reply #28192 on: September 11, 2019, 03:11:03 PM »
Gonna cross post to make it clear. You have fake memories. Never happened. And then you wonder how people claim that they were [fill in the blank] as young adolescents or children. "Repressed memories" can also be fake memories.
...but Trump remembers.
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« Reply #28193 on: September 11, 2019, 03:16:16 PM »
...but Trump remembers.
Oh, so now his memory is trustworthy.  ::)
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« Reply #28194 on: September 11, 2019, 03:18:45 PM »
Oh, so now his memory is trustworthy.  ::)
Where is the sarcasm emoji?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28195 on: September 11, 2019, 03:21:24 PM »
...but Trump remembers.
He spoke about NJ
Gonna cross post to make it clear. You have fake memories. Never happened. And then you wonder how people claim that they were [fill in the blank] as young adolescents or children. "Repressed memories" can also be fake memories.
Ask people who lived in that area, But i am absolutely confident that i remember correctly.
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« Reply #28196 on: September 11, 2019, 03:23:29 PM »
Ask people who lived in that area, But i am absolutely confident that i remember correctly.
I dont normally ask myself questions...
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« Reply #28197 on: September 11, 2019, 03:25:48 PM »
I dont normally ask myself questions...
So there was no 'happy' Arabs on the street?
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« Reply #28198 on: September 11, 2019, 03:40:03 PM »
So there was no 'happy' Arabs on the street?
Not in or near BP.
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If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.