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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4107600 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28620 on: October 24, 2019, 01:11:24 AM »
source?
My brain. The Founders would've had to be drunk to have meant that that's not impeachable.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28621 on: October 24, 2019, 06:55:38 AM »
Please point me to 3 istansense where he just caused divide out of the blue. Make sure your phone is fully charged before you start the search and make sure you have premium subscription by the NYT.
Mocking a reporter for his disability, Megan Kelly blood comment and shithole countries. That is just three out of a hundred off the top of my head. Will not even go there with the good Nazi's.  >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28622 on: October 24, 2019, 06:56:47 AM »
You really don't get it?
(You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28623 on: October 24, 2019, 08:11:28 AM »
My brain. The Founders would've had to be drunk to have meant that that's not impeachable.
The Founders were not very into overturning elections. To overturn an election is a VERY BIG thing. He is up for re-election in a year. The country has the opportunity to vote him out. Just because he did something wrong doesn't mean he should be removed from office overturning the election. That concept is lost on much of Washington who has been discussing impeachment from before he was sworn in and seems to be lost on you as well.

That the hearings are being done in secrecy with only selective one sided information being leaked out is very telling. The goal here is not to prevent high crimes and misdemeanors but rather to overturn an election with unsatisfying results.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28624 on: October 24, 2019, 08:16:58 AM »
That the hearings are being done in secrecy with only selective one sided information being leaked out is very telling.
Payback is a b*tch.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28625 on: October 24, 2019, 09:38:05 AM »
Payback is a b*tch.  :)
You are preaching to the choir.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28626 on: October 24, 2019, 11:28:06 AM »
Prediction:
Rs are going to continue to swing hard right.
Ds are going to continue to swing hard left/socialist.

Country going to grow further and further apart.
Ouch. Was going through Nov 8 night on DDF and bumped into this....

Painful prediction becoming so true.
Only going to get worse from here. 2020 election will be the ugliest ever.
But what do I know? I'm just human scum :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28627 on: October 24, 2019, 12:27:36 PM »
But what do I know? I'm just human scum :)
I am only half human scum.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28628 on: October 24, 2019, 12:40:12 PM »
Only going to get worse from here. 2020 election will be the ugliest ever.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28632 on: October 25, 2019, 04:05:36 PM »
Is this ever going to end?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/judge-rules-doj-must-turn-over-mueller-grand-jury-material-to-house-democrats/ar-AAJmMQW?&ocid=spartandhp
In January 2024?

But what happened to Pelosi's stated desire for a narrow impeachment over the Ukraine phone call? Was that not enough to get the votes to impeach?
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« Reply #28633 on: October 25, 2019, 04:08:38 PM »
In January 2024?

Probably not. We now have the DOJ investigating DOJ.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28636 on: October 26, 2019, 10:34:32 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/sondland-told-house-panels-trumps-ukraine-pressure-was-quid-pro-quo/ar-AAJpoxS?ocid=spartandhp
Wow!
Even the guy that said no quid pro quo admits it!


Bolton live testimony is gonna be a Trump roast, start ordering your popcorn now!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28637 on: October 26, 2019, 10:37:34 PM »
Bolton live testimony is gonna be a Trump roast, start ordering your popcorn now!
I will take extra butter.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28639 on: October 26, 2019, 10:45:12 PM »
https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-press-secretary-goes-full-dear-leader-john-kelly-totally-unequipped-to-handle-the-genius-of-our-great-president/


There's no more room in Trump's a**, PressSec just took the last spot. My God! Is this really America?? Pathetic!