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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4068342 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28661 on: October 28, 2019, 09:28:16 PM »
https://www.mediaite.com/tv/judy-woodruff-confronts-pence-on-ukraine-did-mention-of-biden-in-call-raise-a-red-flag-with-you/

Stupid spin. Anyone who averaged above 85 in elementary school will not buy this bs. I wish they took polls based on elementary school test average.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28662 on: October 29, 2019, 09:22:58 PM »
Now our COWARD president and his Kool-Aid squad is attacking a wounded warrior, purple heart recipient, war hero.
Have we ever seen a president constantly attack our military hero's like this scumbag president?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28663 on: October 29, 2019, 10:50:29 PM »
Now our COWARD president and his Kool-Aid squad is attacking a wounded warrior, purple heart recipient, war hero.
Have we ever seen a president constantly attack our military hero's like this scumbag president?
Pretty disgraceful. Not just because they attacked a hero but more importantly they attacked one with no merit to the attacks

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28664 on: October 29, 2019, 11:37:32 PM »
Pretty disgraceful. Not just because they attacked a hero but more importantly they attacked one with no merit to the attacks
I guess you don't watch FOX? They are claiming he is a spy. You can't make this stuff up.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28665 on: October 29, 2019, 11:39:26 PM »

Have we ever seen a president constantly attack our military hero's like this scumbag president?
Go through them one by one....
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28666 on: October 29, 2019, 11:50:33 PM »
I guess you don't watch FOX? They are claiming he is a spy. You can't make this stuff up.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/28/us/politics/Alexander-Vindman-trump-impeachment.html
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Because he emigrated from Ukraine along with his family when he was a child and is fluent in Ukrainian and Russian, Ukrainian officials sought advice from him about how to deal with Mr. Giuliani, though they typically communicated in English.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28667 on: October 30, 2019, 12:06:20 AM »
The COWARD keeps saying read the transcript. How about a transcript of everything you said. This is like the Nixon tapes.  >:(
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/white-house-ukraine-expert-sought-to-correct-transcript-of-trump-call/ar-AAJyG4H?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28668 on: October 30, 2019, 12:17:34 AM »
When are the Kool-Aid drinkers going to realize this guy is phony. This is a draft-dodging COWARD that pretends he cares about our military.
At least some R's have a little respect for our hero's left.
https://www.newsweek.com/top-republican-defends-vindman-testifying-impeachment-probe-amid-flurry-criticism-trump-allies-1468454
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28672 on: October 31, 2019, 11:03:12 PM »
Let the smear campaign kick into high drive!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28674 on: November 02, 2019, 05:25:45 PM »
HomeDepot + $100 makes the 10B border wall a hole in the wall. What a joke and waste of money this wall is. Just think of all the Kool-Aid we could get for 10B?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/smugglers-are-sawing-through-new-sections-of-trumps-border-wall/ar-AAJJ8Zc?ocid=spartanntp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28675 on: November 02, 2019, 07:51:34 PM »
HomeDepot + $100 makes the 10B border wall a hole in the wall. What a joke and waste of money this wall is. Just think of all the Kool-Aid we could get for 10B?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/smugglers-are-sawing-through-new-sections-of-trumps-border-wall/ar-AAJJ8Zc?ocid=spartanntp
It costs a couple billion a year to run detention facilities at the border. A wall should slash that number quite a bit.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28676 on: November 02, 2019, 07:56:42 PM »
It costs a couple billion a year to run detention facilities at the border. A wall should slash that number quite a bit.
So they are not going arrest the illegals coming through the hole in this stupid wall?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28677 on: November 02, 2019, 07:58:16 PM »
So they are not going arrest the illegals coming through the hole in this stupid wall?
Well, if there was a hole then it would be stupid.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28678 on: November 02, 2019, 11:01:06 PM »
Beto O'Rourke dropped out of the race
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28679 on: November 02, 2019, 11:26:52 PM »
Who?
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