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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1308723 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28740 on: November 07, 2019, 11:29:35 PM »
NK can barely get a missile to fly past their nose, I'm not so worried about them. They'll sooner accidentally nuke themselves then anyone else.
I guess you know more than our intelligent agencies.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28741 on: November 07, 2019, 11:34:47 PM »
WRONG!!!!! This was going on the whole time. B. Hussain gave them the world for nothing but empty promises. If our "coward president" hadn't pulled out of the non-deal we would be in a lot worse shape!
So let me understand this. Pulling the plug has slowed their progress? I think you are hitting the Kool-Aid.

Lets assume everything you said is 100% correct. Why should we care? We should put Americans at risk? We are not the worlds policemen, correct? The only ones that put their lives on the line with us and lost thousands was the Kurds. Look how we repaid them.  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28746 on: November 08, 2019, 06:09:00 AM »
You mentioned her
...and that has do with what? Link?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28747 on: November 10, 2019, 02:13:39 PM »
Chances Bloomberg actually steps into the race?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28748 on: November 10, 2019, 02:21:58 PM »
Chances Bloomberg actually steps into the race?
even he does, he"s just as far-left as the others, so he stands a small chance.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28749 on: November 10, 2019, 02:22:38 PM »
even he does, he"s just as far-left as the others, so he stands a small chance.

I wouldnt call him as far left as warren or bernie....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28750 on: November 10, 2019, 06:45:49 PM »
I wouldnt call him as far left as warren or bernie....
Depends on the color tie he happens to be wearing that day.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28751 on: November 13, 2019, 04:38:52 PM »
Can't wrap my head around this impeachment thing. Dem's are preaching away that selective investigation is the worst offense on the planet. They agree that the investigation didn't happen, but even the 'attempt' is heinous. In the same breath they don't even care about the underlying crime of the Bidens which has plenty crumb trails. Isn't that the ultimate oxymoron? Fishing and subpoenaing after every Trump misdeed anyone can dream of is not selective investigation?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28752 on: November 13, 2019, 04:48:39 PM »
Can't wrap my head around this impeachment thing. Dem's are preaching away that selective investigation is the worst offense on the planet. They agree that the investigation didn't happen, but even the 'attempt' is heinous. In the same breath they don't even care about the underlying crime of the Bidens which has plenty crumb trails. Isn't that the ultimate oxymoron? Fishing and subpoenaing after every Trump misdeed anyone can dream of is not selective investigation?
Selective investigation: Opponents against us
Legitimate concern: Us against opponents.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28753 on: November 13, 2019, 07:37:50 PM »
Can't wrap my head around this impeachment thing. Dem's are preaching away that selective investigation is the worst offense on the planet. They agree that the investigation didn't happen, but even the 'attempt' is heinous. In the same breath they don't even care about the underlying crime of the Bidens which has plenty crumb trails. Isn't that the ultimate oxymoron? Fishing and subpoenaing after every Trump misdeed anyone can dream of is not selective investigation?
Have not and will not watch any of it. Any crime the Bidens might have committed has ZERO to do with these impeachment hearings. Throwing that into the mix puts you in the Kool-Aid drinking group.
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