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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1304059 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28800 on: November 26, 2019, 11:48:14 PM »
My question is what level are they using? I guess at some point we will find out.
5 - None but whatever they are in the mood of with their openmindedness. This is totally independent of my opinions of politicians.
Even if they use the standard of beyond a reasonable doubt it will be because that is what their strategy dictated.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28801 on: November 27, 2019, 07:46:52 PM »
This is what happens when you have a scumbag that thinks he is the chosen one running the country.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/three-more-navy-seals-spared-review-after-trumps-intervention/ar-BBXr2Dw?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28804 on: November 29, 2019, 11:46:36 AM »
https://intelligence.house.gov/uploadedfiles/sandy_final_redacted.pdf

Starts on pg 41
Between JuIy 19th and JuIy 22nd, including July 22nd, did
Mn. Duffey pnovide you any explanation as to why the Pnesident wanted
to place a hold on Uknaine secunity assistance?
A No.
a Did you ask?
A Yes.
a And what was the response?
A He was not aware of the reason.
a To the best of your recollection, what precisely did he say
to you when you asked for the reason for the President's decision to
place a hold on security assistance?
A That he was not aware.
a He simply said, "I don't know"?
A Yes.a Did he indicate that he was going to try to get more
information as to why the President was placing a hold on security
assistance ?
A I am pausing because I -- there was certainly a desire to
learn more about the rationale.
a Whose desire?
A A desire on the pant of Mike Duffey, myself, and other people
working on this issue. So I want to answer youn question accurately
in terms of saying, that desire was acknowledged.
a A11 night. Did Mn. Duffey say that he was going to try to
get additional information as to the reason fon the hold?
A Yes. He certainly said that if he got additional
information he would share it with us.
a Okay. At any point in time, from the moment that you walked
into the SCIF to anytime in history, has Mn. Duffey even provided to
you a reason why the President wanted to place a hold on security
assistance ?
A I recall in early September an email that attributed the hold
to the President's concern about other counties not contributing mone
to Ukraine.
a What was the date of this email? You said early September.
A I don't recall the specific date.
a Who was the email from?
A Mike Duffey.
a To who?A To me.
a Was anyone else on the email?
A I don't necaIl.
a Do you recall whether this email was before September 9th
on after September 9th?
A Before.
a How do you know that?
A I recall early September, but not the precise date.
a Was thene anything else in this email?
A Not that I recall.
a Was it in response to an email that you had sent?
A No, not that I recall.
a Do you know what prompted this email from Mn. Duffey to you?
If you know.
A I don't know. We have had multiple conversations
throughout -- starting in July and continuing about what the reason
for the hold was.
a WeI1, do you know whether - - did you have any followup
conversations with Mn. Duffey about this email?
A No.
lLt:07 a.m.l
BY MR. MITCHELL:
a Was this the first time that you heard that the hold might
be about some sort of concern that other countries ane not providing
sufficient support to Ukraine?
A We had received information requesting -- sorry. We had
received requests fon additional information on what other counties
were contributing to Ukraine.
a Okay. Did you have any other conversations with Mn. Duffey
following this email in early September about this email or about the
fact
A May I consult with counsel?
a Sure. Let me finish the question, though. 0n about the
substance of the emai1, the fact of the other countries not providing
sufficient assistance?
Discussion off the necond?]
MR. SANDY: I just want to clarify, I do necaIl in early September
that we got requests fon information on what additional countries were
contributing to Ukraine. I would want to be accurate in recollecting
the precise date of the emai1, so I'd like to amend my previous comment
and say, I just don't want to provide something fa1se, because I don't
remember the specific date.
BY MR. MITCHELL:
a Okay. So it may have been before or it may have been after
the 9th of September. You just recall that it was the beginning of
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28805 on: November 29, 2019, 03:42:46 PM »
And yet another "bombshell" turns out to be a dud
The question is why did he withhold the aid in the first place?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28806 on: November 29, 2019, 03:54:17 PM »
The question is why did he withhold the aid in the first place?
I quoted from some sworn testimony.....
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28807 on: November 29, 2019, 03:59:26 PM »
I quoted from some sworn testimony.....
I seen it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28808 on: November 30, 2019, 07:13:33 PM »
The question is why did he withhold the aid in the first place?

But the "bombshell" that you posted doesn't tell us anything about the answer to this question.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28809 on: November 30, 2019, 07:15:42 PM »
But the "bombshell" that you posted doesn't tell us anything about the answer to this question.
You know by now "bombshell alerts" usually don't tell us anything.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28810 on: December 02, 2019, 05:30:42 PM »
Miss the good old days when actual important issues were addressed by the candidates.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28811 on: December 02, 2019, 07:39:55 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: Barr disputes IG's finding that FBI was justified in opening 2016 probe, Washington Post reports. More to come.
If it was a witch hunt then our coward president must be the witch?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28812 on: December 02, 2019, 07:52:42 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: Barr disputes IG's finding that FBI was justified in opening 2016 probe, Washington Post reports. More to come.
If it was a witch hunt then our coward president must be the witch?
Did I miss something? When did the IG make this finding?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28813 on: December 02, 2019, 08:07:32 PM »
Did I miss something?
Yes, "WP reports".  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28814 on: December 02, 2019, 08:24:22 PM »
Yes, "WP reports".  ;)
Ah got it. I forgot we are in the fiction thread.
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