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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3839794 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2880 on: September 14, 2016, 04:22:10 PM »
No candidate in the history of time had a realistic platform.
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Makes no sense either way.

The entire time the talk has been that Hillary would win not because of her but because of her campaign. Hence the campaign without the candidate

With Trump it has been his marketing/PR/personality/ability to control the news cycle with a disfuntional campaign. Hence the candidate without the campaign.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2881 on: September 14, 2016, 04:24:13 PM »
No candidate in the history of time had a realistic platform.

There is a big difference between "I will reform healthcare" vs "I will round up 11 million illegal immigrants and deport them, then build a multi-billion dollar wall and make Mexico pay for it". Don't you think?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2882 on: September 14, 2016, 04:25:32 PM »



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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2883 on: September 14, 2016, 04:25:52 PM »
There is a big difference between "I will reform healthcare" vs "I will round up 11 million illegal immigrants and deport them, then build a multi-billion dollar wall and make Mexico pay for it". Don't you think?
How about the oceans receding etc.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2884 on: September 14, 2016, 05:08:25 PM »
There is a big difference between "I will reform healthcare" vs "I will round up 11 million illegal immigrants and deport them, then build a multi-billion dollar wall and make Mexico pay for it". Don't you think?

Not really. Both are unrealistic at the end of the day and it's pointless to argue which seems more egregious.

The claim that they will fix the healthcare system with all their backwards solutions was 100% unrealistic.
It's like saying you will build a house with rubber bands and glue. Sure, it makes sense that you can build a house, but realistically you will need the right tools.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2885 on: September 14, 2016, 05:18:04 PM »



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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2886 on: September 14, 2016, 05:23:10 PM »
Interesting point about the polls. The recent tightening has happen almost exclusively by Trump's numbers rising with Clinton's almost steady. Even the most recent polls have at most a small portion of the polling done post the "deplorable" comment and her health episode. If her numbers begin to drop besides Trump's rising it will make the changes much more drastic.



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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2887 on: September 14, 2016, 05:24:50 PM »

Not sure about the rest but trump is leading on CO the maps got that wrong should be white or slightly red..

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2888 on: September 14, 2016, 05:29:13 PM »
Bottom line is, he could win. Or she could. Why can't we just make up our minds in this country and vote? Why does this have to be 2 years worth of endless punditry and polls? If it takes you that long to make a decision, then you're probably not a very good decision maker.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2889 on: September 14, 2016, 05:32:43 PM »
Not sure about the rest but trump is leading on CO the maps got that wrong should be white or slightly red..
Sources? One poll is not enough.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2890 on: September 14, 2016, 05:48:04 PM »
Sources? One poll is not enough.
You're right, was everyone discussing the same reuters/ispos poll.
The last two months she was clearly in the lead at some points even by double digits, we'll have to wait for other polling data to be released that was taken since this past weekend


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2892 on: September 14, 2016, 06:13:58 PM »
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Mrs. Clinton, in other words, has given the Americans she deplores a new identity that they can be proud of. This column is going to start capitalizing Deplorable when used as a noun, and we’d like to suggest a broader definition, one that likely includes many of Mrs. Clinton’s supporters as well:

Have you ever been wrongfully accused of being “racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic—you name it”? If so, you are a Deplorable.

Have you ever stopped yourself from expressing an opinion because you worried that you might be wrongfully accused of being “racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic—you name it”? If so, you are a Deplorable.

Have you ever felt bad for somebody who was wrongfully accused of being “racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic—you name it,” but said nothing because you were afraid offering a defense would stigmatize you? If so, you are a Deplorable.

Mike Pence was right. David Duke is not a Deplorable; he is a racist. Thanks to the maladroit Mrs. Clinton, we now have the language to make that distinction.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2894 on: September 14, 2016, 06:34:12 PM »

His "margin of error" comment is misleading. The margin of error is much slimmer for Trump because he has to win FL and OH to even get close. Hillary wins either of those and her margin of error is wide.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2896 on: September 14, 2016, 08:18:29 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2897 on: September 14, 2016, 08:37:50 PM »
"Bernie Sanders and I are very similar on trade deals," Donald Trump tells Canton crowd

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2898 on: September 14, 2016, 09:06:19 PM »
"Bernie Sanders and I are very similar on trade deals," Donald Trump tells Canton crowd
That happens to be something he and others have been saying for quite some time-during the primaries already.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2899 on: September 14, 2016, 09:17:19 PM »
"Bernie Sanders and I are very similar on trade deals," Donald Trump tells Canton crowd
Is this the first time you heard about this?

What are you trying to say? If you are trying to make a fool out of trump you just fooled your self.  They both have been talking a lot about trade.

BTW how much do the Clinton's pay a week for your work?
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