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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1663495 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29040 on: December 19, 2019, 02:12:12 PM »

Gabbard and Collins are not the same person.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29041 on: December 19, 2019, 02:15:30 PM »
how long can the impeachment be withheld from senate before it expires? or does it not expire?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29042 on: December 19, 2019, 03:26:24 PM »
how long can the impeachment be withheld from senate before it expires? or does it not expire?
Good question. I would be surprised if it expires.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29043 on: December 19, 2019, 03:31:16 PM »
how long can the impeachment be withheld from senate before it expires? or does it not expire?
It doesn't make a difference, as the Democrats will impeach again and again as long as they are in power.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29044 on: December 19, 2019, 03:32:49 PM »
Can the D's be so sneaky as to not send over the articles of impeachment so the senate would not be able to vote on them?
Can the <your_favorite_baseball_club> be so sneaky and not play the bottom of the inning so the opposing team doesn't have a chance to score?

Brilliant strategy or epic moronic sore losers?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29045 on: December 19, 2019, 03:34:01 PM »
It doesn't make a difference, as the Democrats will impeach again and again as long as they are in power.
Only if our SCUMBAG president tries to pull this stunt again which is a good possibility.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29046 on: December 19, 2019, 03:34:31 PM »
Brilliant strategy or epic moronic sore losers?
Can I choose both?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29047 on: December 19, 2019, 03:35:10 PM »
LeGOAT should just run already

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29048 on: December 19, 2019, 03:36:09 PM »
LeGOAT should just run already
Boo  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29049 on: December 19, 2019, 03:36:33 PM »
Just trying to stop this stupid conversation.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29050 on: December 19, 2019, 03:38:43 PM »
Just trying to stop this stupid conversation.
Please leave, you don't belong here.  >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29051 on: December 19, 2019, 03:41:19 PM »
Please leave, you don't belong here.  >:(

All you trump elitists thinking you’re the only ones that belong here. This is America. We all belong. 

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29052 on: December 19, 2019, 03:43:44 PM »
All you trump elitists thinking you’re the only ones that belong here. This is America. We all belong.
Hold on there Skippy. Are you a card carrying white supremacist? If not hit the road Jack!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29053 on: December 19, 2019, 03:45:04 PM »
Who said that moron was impartial?
Point is everyone loves playing god...
Many that didn't worry about it!!!
I actually think a pretty small percentage...
Gabbard and Collins are not the same person.
We need to recalibrate...I made a point that there are Rs that are not in bag.

The rest seems to be a mixup...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29054 on: December 19, 2019, 03:59:45 PM »
Point is everyone loves playing god...
I guess you don't mean "everyone".
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