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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1669133 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29055 on: December 19, 2019, 04:12:32 PM »
Can I choose both?


You all need to make up your mind. ................. You can't have it both ways!!!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29056 on: December 19, 2019, 04:16:01 PM »
how long can the impeachment be withheld from senate before it expires? or does it not expire?
can they hold it until they have majority in senate and the put it to trial?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29057 on: December 19, 2019, 04:16:29 PM »
can they hold it until they have majority in senate and the put it to trial?
Needs supermajority.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29058 on: December 19, 2019, 04:28:52 PM »
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29059 on: December 19, 2019, 04:29:27 PM »
can they hold it until they have majority in senate and the put it to trial?
You see that happening any time soon?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29060 on: December 19, 2019, 04:38:03 PM »
Even FOX news call out our SCUMBAG president for his Dingell remarks. The SCUMBAG refuses to apologize. The Kool-Aid drinkers refuse to speak up.

How can you trust such a despicable person to lead our great country? 
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29061 on: December 19, 2019, 05:07:41 PM »
They are not opposites.
Agreed. You can't have it both ways doesn't contradict I'll have it both ways.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29062 on: December 19, 2019, 05:08:46 PM »
Agreed. You can't have it both ways doesn't contradict I'll have it both ways.
Who is having it both ways?
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29063 on: December 19, 2019, 05:14:07 PM »
Who is having it both ways?

Can I choose both?


You all need to make up your mind. ................. You can't have it both ways!!!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29064 on: December 19, 2019, 05:26:53 PM »

You make no sense but that is the common theme here. Choosing two things that are both accurate is not having it both ways.

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Toasted: YOU CAN"T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29065 on: December 19, 2019, 05:51:59 PM »
You make no sense but that is the common theme here. Choosing two things that are both accurate is not having it both ways.

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CV: Both
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Got it. They're brilliant moronic sore losers. Not sure why you're so excited about that.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29066 on: December 19, 2019, 06:24:39 PM »
Got it. They're brilliant moronic sore losers. Not sure why you're so excited about that.
Where did I say I was excited? You have been drinking the Kool-Aid so long you are picking up Trumps bad traits.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29067 on: December 19, 2019, 06:28:21 PM »
Trump brought his son into this political mess. Is his son now fair game? Wonder if Trump would even care if they started to bully his son. We know he doesn't care about other teenagers. 
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29068 on: December 19, 2019, 06:42:53 PM »
I guess you don't mean "everyone".
Correct
Trump brought his son into this political mess. Is his son now fair game? Wonder if Trump would even care if they started to bully his son. We know he doesn't care about other teenagers.
Link?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29069 on: December 19, 2019, 06:45:23 PM »
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch