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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1436086 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29190 on: December 23, 2019, 02:02:00 PM »
Thanks for the answer...
Anytime, not are you going to correct your BS?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29191 on: December 23, 2019, 02:11:04 PM »
Anytime, not are you going to correct your BS?
I'm relying on your logic for that so called BS. If you agree that the logic is flawed then the rest of the dominoes shall fall.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29192 on: December 23, 2019, 02:14:19 PM »
I'm relying on your logic for that so called BS. If you agree that the logic is flawed then the rest of the dominoes shall fall.
My logic is showing many examples where your BS doesn't hold water. You don't want to retract it that's fine. Just shows the type of person you are. Have a Merry Christmas!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29193 on: December 23, 2019, 02:17:13 PM »
My logic is showing many examples where your BS doesn't hold water.
So this
For someone who claims he is not a supporter of Trump you defend him at every turn.  :)
doesn't hold water?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29194 on: December 23, 2019, 02:19:16 PM »
So this doesn't hold water?
I never said that to you. If I said that to you and it wasn't true I would retract it. You on the other hand are showing your true colors and it is not a pretty picture.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29195 on: December 23, 2019, 02:22:06 PM »
I never said that to you. If I said that to you and it wasn't true I would retract it.
What was that about answering the question? :P

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29196 on: December 23, 2019, 02:23:08 PM »
What was that about answering the question? :P
You mean about being a closet racist?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29197 on: December 23, 2019, 02:24:58 PM »
You mean about being a closet racist?
Not sure what you're referencing
So this doesn't hold water?
What was that about answering the question? :P

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29198 on: December 23, 2019, 02:26:34 PM »
Not sure what you're referencing
I thought you were smart, I guess not.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29199 on: December 23, 2019, 02:29:05 PM »
I thought you were smart, I guess not.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29200 on: December 23, 2019, 03:10:28 PM »
So many pages of nothingness!
May you slide down the banister of happiness & get many splinters of success up your career.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29201 on: December 23, 2019, 03:17:01 PM »
So many pages of nothingness!
1947 to be precise

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29202 on: December 23, 2019, 05:11:19 PM »
So many pages of nothingness!
...except...

#IMPOTUS
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