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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2920 on: September 15, 2016, 03:39:37 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on September 15, 2016, 12:58:21 AM
But if it goes to H no one gets to 270. Makes sense? I don't see anyone talking about such outcome...
Anyone?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2921 on: September 15, 2016, 03:46:13 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2922 on: September 15, 2016, 03:54:09 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on September 15, 2016, 12:58:21 AM
But if it goes to H no one gets to 270. Makes sense? I don't see anyone talking about such outcome...

They're not talking about it because it's not realistic yet.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2923 on: September 15, 2016, 03:56:30 PM »
Quote from: aro123 on September 15, 2016, 03:46:13 PM
Goes to the house to vote
I know that.

But All the talk was if one of the independent candidates win one state, I didn't see anywhere talking about my scenario.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2924 on: September 15, 2016, 03:57:39 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on September 15, 2016, 03:54:09 PM
They're not talking about it because it's not realistic yet.
Why isn't it's realistic? The polls show the 2nd District going to Trump while the other district may go to Clinton.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2925 on: September 15, 2016, 04:13:59 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on September 15, 2016, 03:57:39 PM
Why isn't it's realistic? The polls show the 2nd District going to Trump while the other district may go to Clinton.

I'm talking about 269-269 overall.
It's not realistic that those states fall exactly how you picked.
If it's 269-268 then yeah it's very likely to end up tied.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2927 on: September 16, 2016, 01:16:38 AM »
Quote from: yuneeq on September 15, 2016, 04:13:59 PM
I'm talking about 269-269 overall.
It's not realistic that those states fall exactly how you picked.
If it's 269-268 then yeah it's very likely to end up tied.
Why not? I picked it using RCP data. If the elections were held today it may very well end up like that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2928 on: September 16, 2016, 01:20:41 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2929 on: September 16, 2016, 01:24:24 AM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on September 16, 2016, 01:20:41 AM
You know who owns this paper?
Who cares? Is the story true or not is all that matters.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2930 on: September 16, 2016, 08:10:38 AM »
That disclosure ought to have been at the beginning.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2931 on: September 16, 2016, 09:11:53 AM »
Quote from: Dan on September 16, 2016, 08:10:38 AM
That disclosure ought to have been at the beginning.
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But at least they claim editorial independence unlike the Times which openly writes that they should have biased coverage.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2932 on: September 16, 2016, 09:19:10 AM »
I love that it's a Wells Fargo employee speaking out about this.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2933 on: September 16, 2016, 10:12:14 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2934 on: September 16, 2016, 10:13:42 AM »
HRC concedes election to Donald J. Trump via Twitter:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/776508975797927936

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2935 on: September 16, 2016, 10:45:44 AM »
Quote from: good sam on September 16, 2016, 10:13:42 AM
HRC concedes election to Donald J. Trump via Twitter:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/776508975797927936

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2936 on: September 16, 2016, 10:53:27 AM »
Clinton leads by only 4 points in NJ and within the MOE in RI? WOW!
Emerson College Poll

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2937 on: September 16, 2016, 10:56:17 AM »
Quote from: aygart on September 16, 2016, 10:53:27 AM
Clinton leads by only 4 points in NJ and within the MOE in RI? WOW!
Emerson College Poll


Wait, you mean despite my vote still not actually counting it's at least closer to counting?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2938 on: September 16, 2016, 10:57:34 AM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on September 16, 2016, 10:45:44 AM
I can't tell if you're being serious.
Note the #mole
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« Reply #2939 on: September 16, 2016, 10:57:40 AM »
Quote from: cholent on September 16, 2016, 10:56:17 AM
Wait, you mean despite my vote still not actually counting it's at least closer to counting?
Guess so. At this rate it may count more than Dan's :)

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