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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1661322 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29265 on: December 31, 2019, 02:17:55 PM »
Throw out D's and R's and go with I's. What is going to get to Trump is his wife came in second.
Since when are you into unskewing polls?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29266 on: December 31, 2019, 02:27:56 PM »
Since when are you into unskewing polls?
Always if you want an honest discussion. How many times have I said you have nutcases on each side? You want to count them?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29267 on: December 31, 2019, 02:55:22 PM »
Always if you want an honest discussion. How many times have I said you have nutcases on each side? You want to count them?
Do they have a vote?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29268 on: December 31, 2019, 03:11:59 PM »
Do they have a vote?
Yes and do actually count. Think as it as a husband and wife. One always votes R and the other D. It is a net zero so need to look at them.
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« Reply #29269 on: December 31, 2019, 03:22:14 PM »
Yes and do actually count. Think as it as a husband and wife. One always votes R and the other D. It is a net zero so need to look at them.
Why don't you just look at the bottom line?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29270 on: December 31, 2019, 03:27:08 PM »
Why don't you just look at the bottom line?
I feel I's give a better picture. Unlike many here I won't move the goalpost. Speaking of goalpost I hope that guy comes back next year. I believe he has some bets on the line.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29273 on: December 31, 2019, 05:33:18 PM »
Can you order one for me?
Sure. Name, address, phone number, email, social, DOB, creditcard?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29274 on: December 31, 2019, 05:41:33 PM »
https://news.gallup.com/poll/273125/obama-trump-tie-admired-man-2019.aspx
A few interesting things here...

1. Trump and Obama are ( almost )equally loathed by the other party. I was sure that Trump is way worse

2. That 10% vs 12% ‏independence Trump vs Obama... wow... The Is  ( the "rationale" ones)  see Trump almost in the same light as Obama.

So... America isn't more divided now then 5 years ago

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« Reply #29275 on: December 31, 2019, 05:42:46 PM »
A few interesting things here...

1. Trump and Obama are ( almost )equally loathed by the other party. I was sure that Trump is way worse

2. That 10% vs 12% ‏independence Trump vs Obama... wow... The Is  ( the "rationale" ones)  see Trump almost in the same light as Obama.

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What were the numbers 5 years ago?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29279 on: January 02, 2020, 02:33:14 PM »
just admit you want him back as Gov
Gov is meaningless in our state. If case you missed it the D's are running the state into the ground.
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