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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1359736 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29280 on: January 02, 2020, 04:33:49 PM »
Gov is meaningless in our state. If case you missed it the D's are running the state into the ground.
on to better topics, Have you purchased any weed yet?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29281 on: January 02, 2020, 04:36:34 PM »
on to better topics, Have you purchased any weed yet?
My stash will last me months.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29282 on: January 05, 2020, 11:57:19 AM »
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29284 on: January 05, 2020, 06:43:15 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29285 on: January 05, 2020, 06:45:01 PM »
Is this from the onion? ROFLMAO!!!
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« Reply #29286 on: January 05, 2020, 07:27:38 PM »
Is this from the onion? ROFLMAO!!!
Mr. President, most people in America & throughout the world are very grateful for you.
Lol, not referring to that one.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29287 on: January 05, 2020, 07:55:56 PM »
Lol, not referring to that one.
I was laughing so hard I didn't get any further.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29288 on: January 08, 2020, 06:38:52 PM »
So our paper tiger POTUS draws a line in the sand. Ok Iran not only crossed the line but blew it up. Where is Trumps response?

Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans, or American assets, we have targeted 52 Iranian sites (representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago), some at a very high level & important to Iran &  the Iranian culture, and those targets, and Iran itself, WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD. The USA wants no more threats!

This is what happens when you punch a bully in the nose. He will back down every time. This time it worked in our favor but what happens next time?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29289 on: January 08, 2020, 09:10:01 PM »
So our paper tiger POTUS draws a line in the sand. Ok Iran not only crossed the line but blew it up. Where is Trumps response?

Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans, or American assets, we have targeted 52 Iranian sites (representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago), some at a very high level & important to Iran &  the Iranian culture, and those targets, and Iran itself, WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD. The USA wants no more threats!

This is what happens when you punch a bully in the nose. He will back down every time. This time it worked in our favor but what happens next time?
Do you know what damage their strikes caused?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29290 on: January 08, 2020, 09:33:43 PM »
Do you know what damage their strikes caused?
Just what was reported. You have any inside info?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29293 on: January 15, 2020, 04:48:27 PM »
He would fit right in with all the Kool-Aid drinkers here. Good thing the Kool-Aid wore off and he issued an apology. There is hope for many here.  :)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pelosi-accepts-collinss-apology-for-saying-democrats-are-in-love-with-terrorists/ar-BBYZ2Vh?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29294 on: January 15, 2020, 05:37:33 PM »
Impeachment on every channel. Sad day for our country no matter which side you are on.
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch