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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2031254 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29360 on: January 19, 2020, 08:13:56 PM »
If that would have been the effect then you would be right, but if it means the kids don't eat lunch and instead eat snack food then it has the opposite effect.
Then the parents of these kids better wake up. It is not the program it is the parents.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29361 on: January 19, 2020, 08:14:17 PM »
Always good to have kids eat less healthy. I guess there is no child obesity problem in the country.  :)
Its about the role of government....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29362 on: January 19, 2020, 08:16:42 PM »
Its about the role of government....
So cut programs that have kids eat healthier and then cut their health insurance. ROFLMAO
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29363 on: January 19, 2020, 08:34:28 PM »
So cut programs that have kids eat healthier and then cut their health insurance. ROFLMAO
Cut the gov and let everyone do what they gotta do

Always good to have kids eat less healthy. I guess there is no child obesity problem in the country.  :)
FIFY

I didn't see him doing that.

There you go again not understanding that just because someone agrees with or supports certain thing that someone does may not mean that he is a fan.
Get a pair of 3d sun glasses and watch it again

No one said he is pro-Trump. Don't try and twist this. He is one of Trumps lawyers and is presenting his anti-impeachment view in defense of Trump. He is not being called as an expert witness.

It is like putting lipstick on a pig and then trying to say it is not a pig.  ::)

so being a trump lawyer makes you a pig, Okay.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29364 on: January 19, 2020, 08:41:24 PM »
so being a trump lawyer makes you a pig, Okay.
No coming to that conclusion from what a said makes you an idiot.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29365 on: January 19, 2020, 10:29:42 PM »
No coming to that conclusion from what a said makes you an idiot. 
So you're saying anyone who disagrees with you is an idiot
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29366 on: January 19, 2020, 10:46:52 PM »
So you're saying anyone who disagrees with you is an idiot
No, where did you get that from?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29367 on: January 19, 2020, 10:49:02 PM »
No, where did you get that from?
Lol I thought you of all people could spot a troll.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29368 on: January 19, 2020, 10:49:38 PM »
Lol I thought you of all people could spot a troll.
Trolls have to eat also.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29369 on: January 20, 2020, 08:32:28 AM »
Lol I thought you of all people could spot a troll.
Cant see the trees for the forest... ;D
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29370 on: January 21, 2020, 12:45:04 PM »
Why does McConnell's nose get bigger with every word out of his mouth?
How is it possible to have a fair trial to either side without witnesses? ROFLMAO!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29371 on: January 21, 2020, 12:46:45 PM »
Why does McConnell's nose get bigger with every word out of his mouth?
How is it possible to have a fair trial to either side without witnesses? ROFLMAO!!!
they wanna bring new witnesses that werenít deposed?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29372 on: January 21, 2020, 12:49:19 PM »
they wanna bring new witnesses that werenít deposed?
AFAIK they (D's) have no issue to dispose them. The R's have total control so they can just vote to dispose them. If there are no witnesses it will be a sham trial controlled by the R's.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29373 on: January 21, 2020, 01:02:04 PM »
ROFLMAO!!!
Good thing the entertainer in chief is keeping you entertained.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29374 on: January 21, 2020, 01:02:38 PM »
AFAIK they (D's) have no issue to dispose them. The R's have total control so they can just vote to dispose them. If there are no witnesses it will be a sham trial controlled by the R's.

Why would it be a sham trial? The process so far in Congress made as strong a case as they could already - aside from dragging this out further, what benefit is there to calling more witnesses?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29375 on: January 21, 2020, 01:03:45 PM »
AFAIK they (D's) have no issue to dispose them. The R's have total control so they can just vote to dispose them. If there are no witnesses it will be a sham trial controlled by the R's.
IMHO it'll be a sham trial regardless. No person is going to vote based on what he heard from witnesses. Everyone will vote based on political party just like they did in the House.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29376 on: January 21, 2020, 01:05:32 PM »
Why would it be a sham trial? The process so far in Congress made as strong a case as they could already - aside from dragging this out further, what benefit is there to calling more witnesses?
How can you have a trial without witnesses? Have you ever seen one? The house decision was an indictment not a trail.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29377 on: January 21, 2020, 01:05:37 PM »
AFAIK they (D's) have no issue to dispose them. The R's have total control so they can just vote to dispose them. If there are no witnesses it will be a sham trial controlled by the R's.
AFAIK neither the prosecutor nor the defendant can bring new witnesses that werenít deposed to trial, correct me if Iím wrong.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29378 on: January 21, 2020, 01:06:35 PM »
IMHO it'll be a sham trial regardless. No person is going to vote based on what he heard from witnesses. Everyone will vote based on political party just like they did in the House.
We don't know that for sure. One thing I do know for sure is any trial without witnesses is a sham.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29379 on: January 21, 2020, 01:07:48 PM »
I'm not who you think I am.