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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1353514 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29370 on: January 21, 2020, 12:45:04 PM »
Why does McConnell's nose get bigger with every word out of his mouth?
How is it possible to have a fair trial to either side without witnesses? ROFLMAO!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29371 on: January 21, 2020, 12:46:45 PM »
Why does McConnell's nose get bigger with every word out of his mouth?
How is it possible to have a fair trial to either side without witnesses? ROFLMAO!!!
they wanna bring new witnesses that weren’t deposed?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29372 on: January 21, 2020, 12:49:19 PM »
they wanna bring new witnesses that weren’t deposed?
AFAIK they (D's) have no issue to dispose them. The R's have total control so they can just vote to dispose them. If there are no witnesses it will be a sham trial controlled by the R's.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29373 on: January 21, 2020, 01:02:04 PM »
ROFLMAO!!!
Good thing the entertainer in chief is keeping you entertained.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29374 on: January 21, 2020, 01:02:38 PM »
AFAIK they (D's) have no issue to dispose them. The R's have total control so they can just vote to dispose them. If there are no witnesses it will be a sham trial controlled by the R's.

Why would it be a sham trial? The process so far in Congress made as strong a case as they could already - aside from dragging this out further, what benefit is there to calling more witnesses?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29375 on: January 21, 2020, 01:03:45 PM »
AFAIK they (D's) have no issue to dispose them. The R's have total control so they can just vote to dispose them. If there are no witnesses it will be a sham trial controlled by the R's.
IMHO it'll be a sham trial regardless. No person is going to vote based on what he heard from witnesses. Everyone will vote based on political party just like they did in the House.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29376 on: January 21, 2020, 01:05:32 PM »
Why would it be a sham trial? The process so far in Congress made as strong a case as they could already - aside from dragging this out further, what benefit is there to calling more witnesses?
How can you have a trial without witnesses? Have you ever seen one? The house decision was an indictment not a trail.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29377 on: January 21, 2020, 01:05:37 PM »
AFAIK they (D's) have no issue to dispose them. The R's have total control so they can just vote to dispose them. If there are no witnesses it will be a sham trial controlled by the R's.
AFAIK neither the prosecutor nor the defendant can bring new witnesses that weren’t deposed to trial, correct me if I’m wrong.

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« Reply #29378 on: January 21, 2020, 01:06:35 PM »
IMHO it'll be a sham trial regardless. No person is going to vote based on what he heard from witnesses. Everyone will vote based on political party just like they did in the House.
We don't know that for sure. One thing I do know for sure is any trial without witnesses is a sham.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29379 on: January 21, 2020, 01:07:48 PM »
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29380 on: January 21, 2020, 01:07:51 PM »
IMHO it'll be a sham trial regardless. No person is going to vote based on what he heard from witnesses. Everyone will vote based on political party just like they did in the House.
and this is also the same reason we’re up to almost 2k pages here and still going in circles

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29381 on: January 21, 2020, 01:11:25 PM »
and this is also the same reason we’re up to almost 2k pages here and still going in circles
We are up 2k pages because it is JS. I have said this 100+ times that many here can't throw a switch and be neutral. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29382 on: January 21, 2020, 01:12:40 PM »

LOL
Might be funny but would you like to bet? There will be some not voting along party lines.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29383 on: January 21, 2020, 01:14:15 PM »


Might be funny but would you like to bet? There will be some not voting along party lines.

How many do you suppose will cross party lines?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29384 on: January 21, 2020, 01:16:39 PM »

How many do you suppose will cross party lines?
Probably not many but that also depends if witnesses are called.
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