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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

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« Reply #29385 on: January 21, 2020, 02:22:08 PM »
Adam Schiff and Jay Sekulow debating in the Senate who got the real trifecta going. Can someone tell them that @Dan is up to quadfecta and quintfecta?

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« Reply #29386 on: January 21, 2020, 02:23:12 PM »
Adam Schiff and Jay Sekulow debating in the Senate who got the real trifecta going. Can someone tell them that @Dan is up to quadfecta and quintfecta?
LOL
You are actually watching it?
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

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« Reply #29387 on: January 21, 2020, 02:26:49 PM »
LOL
You are actually watching it?
Sekulow is great.

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« Reply #29388 on: January 21, 2020, 02:29:03 PM »
Sekulow is great.
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So he is making jokes at such a serious time? I guess the D's were right when they said Trump wanted these guys because of theater.
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« Reply #29389 on: January 21, 2020, 02:33:15 PM »
So he is making jokes at such a serious time? I guess the D's were right when they said Trump wanted these guys because of theater.
Concede the joke is good and save the venting for the other thread  8).

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« Reply #29390 on: January 21, 2020, 02:34:41 PM »
Concede the joke is good and save the venting for the other thread  8).
It was a good joke. Now will you concede wrong time wrong place?
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« Reply #29391 on: January 21, 2020, 02:45:11 PM »
It was a good joke. Now will you concede wrong time wrong place?
Couldn't have picked a better time or place. Call bluff whenever you see it. Don't be fooled by those fancy suits.

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« Reply #29392 on: January 21, 2020, 02:46:13 PM »
Couldn't have picked a better time or place. Call bluff whenever you see it. Don't be fooled by those fancy suits.
Who is that lead lawyer? Talk about as boring as a rock.
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« Reply #29394 on: January 21, 2020, 03:04:44 PM »
Who is that lead lawyer? Talk about as boring as a rock.
He's making good jokes in your opinion......

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« Reply #29395 on: January 21, 2020, 03:12:16 PM »
He's making good jokes in your opinion......
...not at all.
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« Reply #29396 on: January 21, 2020, 03:12:37 PM »
Now will you concede wrong time wrong place?
If that means conceding that this whole sham is anything more than a big joke, then no.

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« Reply #29397 on: January 21, 2020, 03:14:09 PM »
If that means conceding that this whole sham is anything more than a big joke, then no.
You might not agree with what he D's did but calling it a sham or joke is pretty telling.
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« Reply #29398 on: January 21, 2020, 03:17:38 PM »
You might not agree with what he D's did but calling it a sham or joke is pretty telling.
I only called it a joke in the context of this thread. Other than that what it makes a complete joke of the impeachment process, you're right, it is no joke.
It absolutely is a sham.

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« Reply #29399 on: January 21, 2020, 03:23:19 PM »
I only called it a joke in the context of this thread. Other than that what it makes a complete joke of the impeachment process, you're right, it is no joke.
It absolutely is a sham.
You are half way there. You understand it is not a joke now only sham is left. If you look at any metric the country is divided on this. Calling it a sham is like calling Trump supporters deplorables. Both are wrong.
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