Topic Wiki

Thread summary:

Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1497240 times)

Offline as2

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 5324
  • Total likes: 664
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 24
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Re: Random Posts
« Reply #29415 on: January 21, 2020, 04:30:20 PM »
GTFO!
Memories last forever, make them while you can.

Offline Toasted

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Oct 2013
  • Posts: 1037
  • Total likes: 120
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 8
    • View Profile
Re: Re: Random Posts
« Reply #29416 on: January 21, 2020, 04:30:42 PM »
That's a political view. I am seeing good arguments on both sides.
Are you kidding me? Hilarious to watch Shiff lecture the Senate about one sided processes which he's been the absolute master of. Sham is an understatement.

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 8319
  • Total likes: 1745
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: Re: Random Posts
« Reply #29417 on: January 21, 2020, 04:31:40 PM »
Are you kidding me? Hilarious to watch Shiff lecture the Senate about one sided processes which he's been the absolute master of. Sham is an understatement.
GTFO!
:)
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

Offline aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 10037
  • Total likes: 3786
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 7
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29418 on: January 21, 2020, 04:31:59 PM »
They have a chance to correct that. Have a fair trial.
LOL the choice is between whose version of unfair it will be.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 8319
  • Total likes: 1745
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29419 on: January 21, 2020, 04:34:56 PM »
LOL the choice is between whose version of unfair it will be.
This is like the Kavanaugh hearing. The fair part was having the FBI investigate. The fair part here is to have witnesses.
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

Offline as2

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 5324
  • Total likes: 664
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 24
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Re: Random Posts
« Reply #29420 on: January 21, 2020, 04:35:08 PM »
:)
I don't like being quoted out of context >:( . Let's take this $#!t and flush it down the cursed toilet we call the politics thread, and rid it's nast evil from our midst. Can I get an amen?!
Memories last forever, make them while you can.

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 8319
  • Total likes: 1745
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: Re: Random Posts
« Reply #29421 on: January 21, 2020, 04:36:06 PM »
I don't like being quoted out of context >:( . Let's take this $#!t and flush it down the cursed toilet we call the politics thread, and rid it's nast evil from our midst. Can I get an amen?!
Amen  :)
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

Offline Toasted

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Oct 2013
  • Posts: 1037
  • Total likes: 120
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 8
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29422 on: January 21, 2020, 04:41:04 PM »
This is like the Kavanaugh hearing. The fair part was having the FBI investigate. The fair part here is to have witnesses.
Get real. Outcome is predetermined regardless of the number of witnesses. That's the way it was in the house and that's the way it's here.

Give your outrage machine a break for a few days. I'm sure the D's have a BREAKING scandal cooked for the day this one flops.

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 8319
  • Total likes: 1745
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29423 on: January 21, 2020, 04:44:40 PM »
Get real. Outcome is predetermined regardless of the number of witnesses. That's the way it was in the house and that's the way it's here.

Give your outrage machine a break for a few days. I'm sure the D's have a BREAKING scandal cooked for the day this one flops.
I have no outrage. I want to see a fair trial. Every true American should demand it!!!
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

Offline aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 10037
  • Total likes: 3786
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 7
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29424 on: January 21, 2020, 04:56:25 PM »
This is like the Kavanaugh hearing. The fair part was having the FBI investigate. The fair part here is to have witnesses.
That will just make it a gamesmanship between Schiff and McConnell
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 8319
  • Total likes: 1745
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29425 on: January 21, 2020, 05:00:55 PM »
That will just make it a gamesmanship between Schiff and McConnell
We are having a trial. You can't have a trial without witnesses. This isn't Russia.
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

Offline Toasted

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Oct 2013
  • Posts: 1037
  • Total likes: 120
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 8
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29426 on: January 21, 2020, 05:05:35 PM »
I have no outrage. I want to see a fair trial. Every true American should demand it!!!
You can't demand a fair trial when the other team is up if you wear a buzzer under your jersey when you were at bat.

Fact is that the outcome is predetermined and the whole process is a sham from day 1. Thank your D leadership for turning this most sacred tool into a weapon in their TDS magician bag.

Save the hysterics. I'm sure they have some more dirty tricks brewing.

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 8319
  • Total likes: 1745
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29427 on: January 21, 2020, 05:09:24 PM »
You can't demand a fair trial when the other team is up if you wear a buzzer under your jersey when you were at bat.

Fact is that the outcome is predetermined and the whole process is a sham from day 1. Thank your D leadership for turning this most sacred tool into a weapon in their TDS magician bag.

Save the hysterics. I'm sure they have some more dirty tricks brewing.
You keep looking at this from a political position. Some of us actually care about the law and can separate that from politics. I want to see a fair trial.
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

Offline aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 10037
  • Total likes: 3786
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 7
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29428 on: January 21, 2020, 05:16:36 PM »
You keep looking at this from a political position. Some of us actually care about the law and can separate that from politics. I want to see a fair trial.
This is in the senate with a president being prosecuted by the opposition party. The whole thing has been politics from the beginning until now. Why are you suddenly looking for change?
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

Offline Toasted

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Oct 2013
  • Posts: 1037
  • Total likes: 120
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 8
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29429 on: January 21, 2020, 05:17:30 PM »
You keep looking at this from a political position. Some of us actually care about the law and can separate that from politics. I want to see a fair trial.
By some nonpolitical coincidence, only when the other team has the ball.

Standard MO for sour D's. Cheat like a madman, then demand and lecture about justice, fairness, transparency, equality, abuse of power etc when the other guy is up.